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Arthur Greenleaf Holmes

@agholmes.bsky.social

Poet, comedian, good-natured libertine, author of “Mother, Will My Stones Drop?” and “I Built My Love A Menstrual Hut.” Heavily insured.

47 Followers  |  9 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 30.12.2024  |  1.4422

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I have decided to call Teslas the Mobile Goebbels.

11.03.2025 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Here, son. Here’s your cap gun. Now go into that dark cave and get that bear. He’s probably sleeping.”

26.01.2025 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A short poem, written this morning:

My hippopotamus assists my chemist with hypothesists.
The average moose is more obtuse and cannot spell hypotenuse.

12.01.2025 11:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good thoughts going out to my favorite director who named his creative space after one of my favorite novels. Thanks to the firefighters and help from Mexico and Canada.

12.01.2025 10:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I wrote you a limerick, ‘ol boy:

That Jedi named Luke wasn’t frailer
Than Vader, but braved his assailer.
When he unmasked his foe,
He said “What do you know!
You look like my DaDa, but paler."

31.12.2024 11:30 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy New Year, baby!

31.12.2024 11:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hulloooo! New here! What did I miss?

30.12.2024 19:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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