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Flora Kelly's citing of "double ranked matchups" points to the frustration non-SEC fans have with the pre-season rankings and "ranked wins" cycle.

August: The SEC has nine ranked teams based on perception!

December: Wow! SEC teams had so many double-ranked games and ranked wins!

August: [repeat]

26.01.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm, as a Dubuquer who settled in Chicago, I spend every "where are you from" conversation explaining that it is *not* the Quad Cities.

19.01.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Embigger, embetter, embest?

19.01.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went in blind and was with it for the first like, three episodes of S1? Because I thought it had to be doing the old white guy woman-hating grievances as a self-aware bit.

Ashamed to admit it took a couple more to realize that's just how it is. Pure trash, certainly in step with the zeitgeist.

12.01.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"My momma told me your man Odyss'iss is makin' a horse as big as a damn bus!"

11.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.

12.12.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cringe together strong ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š

12.12.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. It contained all kinds of Pop Tarts, both toasted and untoasted. Then a voice told him, Get up, Peter. Kill and eat."

18.11.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Jarvis, is Lightning McQueen a Christlike figure?"

This is my new "cellar door" and @hollyanderson.bsky.social needs a damn raise on that one y'all

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

31.10.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And in Chicago that time was 2018

10.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Guy who's only seen the Wolf of Wall Street throwing little people scene] "Getting real Wolf of Wall Street throwing little people scene vibes from this"

26.07.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dad and I passed it on a father-son road trip when I was 10. Changed road trip plans to accomodate an immediate half day stop.

27.06.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยง

02.05.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ok extremely important: apparently they came with lore, e.g. "Mildred McSheep, a ruined diva pushed out of the public eye for her views on topiaries"

20.04.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At my gf's church this morning

20.04.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Ope forgot the most important one, @newap-georgia.bsky.social

17.04.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two women are standing in a living room and one of them is saying hit me Alt: two women are standing in a living room and one of them is saying hit me, representing me wanting Trace McSorley to hit me with a shovel

๐Ÿ™

17.04.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't get the Good Screenshot of the thank you screen, but attn @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi #charitibundibowl

17.04.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@edsbs.bsky.social Got my former teaching spot Gaziantep University on the board. Gaziantep (Turkey) has, on its own, integrated well over 500,000 refugees from Syria, and has both a pistachio statue & a baklava/hawk themed soccer crest, we have much to learn!

16.04.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm getting 23-24 punts, 25 at MOST

10.04.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coyote

10.04.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good day to bring back out the image I created after bowl season.

Still sore Iowa played itself out of inclusion in the victory.

09.04.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're curious about the Iowa Hawkeyes ON OFFENSE

08.04.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"What if Reacher had camper on steppe"

05.04.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Transferred buses in Bursa once. Crocodile shirts as far as the eye could see.

02.04.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Design is my passion

01.04.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As you can read, this affects Iowa City and the University of Iowa specifically. An overwhelmingly liberal community that in no way voted for this. Please take your condescension elsewhere.

30.03.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks like the picture that simulates having a stroke.

24.03.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Write the screenplay. Get it to Max.

24.03.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0