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@unklefunke.bsky.social

Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻 Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics. Follow/Here for your gym selfies and cat photos.

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Watching Peaches with my loves

27.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re absolutely right! What was I tinkin’?

27.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
maura says “we’re not that stupid” when she in fact was that stupid

maura says “we’re not that stupid” when she in fact was that stupid

when we’re about to do something really f*cking stupid

27.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 164    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 1

Schtupid*

27.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you need me, I will be dramatically pointing and yelling, “You, Yam Yam!” in a Scottish brogue.

27.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where have you been hiding that????

25.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is poetic phrasing

24.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And they love it

22.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the world rejoiced

22.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poor Tara Lipinski? Thoughts?

20.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever have something so stuck in your teeth that you contemplate jumping off of a roof?

17.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My worst nightmare is JLo in those shoes

17.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Touch me touch me don’t be shy

17.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Giddy up! 🥵

17.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You need to get em! we all need a 58 year old to scream p*ssies and dix at us

16.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are naming conventions cyclical? Will all the Emmas and Ashtons be naming their kids Jennifer and David in a few years?

16.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who got tickets for Peaches in Orlando? This guy!

My AARP membership is in the mail, but I will be shaking ass this weekend

16.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my single my single is dropping is dropping

16.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Somebody let me stay out late last night so I got to try to help this woman pay for all those feathers.

14.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to all that celebrate

14.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Take me with you!

11.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now that you mention it, add 10 more to the total 😜

11.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve begun to get a bit unhinged with my commenting on M*ta platforms, which is a clear indication that I need to delete

11.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So just me?

11.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*makes load joke*
*rewatches video too many times*

11.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bought your favorite ice cream
Left it in the back seat
Just another sweet thing you let go bad

11.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does anyone play League of Legends?

10.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Twink demonic, butt iconic

10.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not me!

*cue every bald white guy with a beard

10.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know it’s been said, but damn it must suck to be so brainwashed that you have to pretend to like Kid Rock’s music. Or face.

10.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0