Olivia

This shit expired a long time ago.
Every time I find things like this, I breathe out as I get rid of it because it’s no longer in my life anymore.

just completed my first CrossFit. I can feel the blood in my lungs.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Bulbasaur keeps dealing critical hits from tackle and it’s becoming rly hard to catch any Pokémon

brick dolls could save the world

I attract cancer but I crush crabs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry

a group of people are standing around a r2d2 robot . ALT: a group of people are standing around a r2d2 robot .

there’s something special about sharing Star Wars with your kid

If I never had to eat another onion in my life, I would be just fine

I have always loved this record; Your Skull My Closet - Let’s Get Acquainted (2010)

it should be universally illegal for a truck to be in the left lane.

I miss Togekiss

Justice for B'dg

shout out to the friends who guilt trip you, and disappear within 48hrs. fucking coward. just don’t show up. who needs that?

Don’t fall in love, and for fucks sake, don’t get married

live fast, eat ass

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦.

1 like = 1 favorite album
let’s do this! <3

#tdil CM Punks nickname is Pepsi Phil, and I fucking love that

1 like = 1 favorite album
let’s do this! <3

they found avian contraceptives in Chic-Fil-A, how does their base respond?

I have to distance myself for more people than I do

finally getting around to organizing my DVD collection

so she’s a honeypot?

The funny thing isn't the sellout, it's the paltry amounts that the sellout is for.

strong considerations for canceling my birthday part two

when you crave zaza & taco bell

What did Mike Piazza ever do to you?

Being named after family, choosing my own name was validating.
Finally changing my middle name to the middle name I had been using forever was validating.

facts.

I can explain the gap in my resume.