Holly Ross

😁

I used my ab today, and it was wrong. So wrong

Every day is women’s day if you are delusional.

He really gets it

The fucked-upedness of those eyebrows will haunt me

🥰

Oh honey, you are so kind! But I am also disabled and always in pain, and require a lot of care… So there’s that mood killer ♥️

The really amazing thing about Costco is that it's SO BIG, and yet here you are, right in my fuckin' way.

Mwah! I think we’re gonna do a song together in the future 🥰

Outside bones is my most favorite my very favorite of all the favorite things in the world

YouTube video by Half a Person Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil acoustic cover)

from the archives, because they are:

youtu.be/C-2BrzudMQw?...

Fuck. Yes.

Me: Do not cross me, little one. I wield the FOE HAMMER, the BEATER.

My cat Quark: Bish, that is an egg salad sandwich.

It’s not in the stores yet, because I am fucking fancy

With the goodass lemonade

PHLUR Rose Whip, what is the perfume I already use. It’s not the old lady rose perfume of your great grandma, its notes are:

Top: Pink Pepper, Black Currant
Heart: Rose, Osmanthus, Nutmeg
Base: Amber, Cashmere Wood, Musk

It’s divine. You didn’t need all that info, but I’m giving it to you anyway

😂

A 16-year-old Maine Coon cat named Hank sitting regally on a sunlit kitchen counter next to a floral water bottle and a toaster oven, surrounded by several potted plants and hanging greenery.

Caturday Hank kitchening

#CityCatHank

The guiltier the yummier

I’m having a shower later today, but I am a bit funky, and while trying out a new lovely, girly stick deodorant, I made the deodorant smell like my underarm as opposed to the other way around. JFC

And that’s all right with me

I didn’t say that to be flippant, or even silly… I have considered this for some years now.

My throat is sore, so I put both hands on it, crisscrossed high under the chin. I’ve never been a devotee of that move, but in that moment, I totally got it: it’s all about the placement

I thought you fuckers were kinkier than this? Is this too… gentile?

♥️

Yeah the world sucks but we can also watch dogs and cats spread their toe beans and do that thing where they mlem like it’s the greatest part of their day.

Is it normal to see a pink coffee cup singing the praises of decaf? The plaid rhinos say it is, but I don't trust them.

It’s been so long since I felt “considered” that I didn’t even think of that. Thank you, sweet friend 🥰

You’re very kind. I’m a disaster magnet, who normally makes pretty good decisions

I might actually be fun again, now that I’m not having a nervous breakdown