Holly Ross 🎉

*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.

I'm sure you've had the pain of dry socket explained to you, but I have lived it. It was unreal. So proud of you! I know how hard it is!

Sometimes you have to let some grudges go to make room for new ones..<inspirational>

call her tiramisu the way she soaked my ladyfingers

They are the most precious 🩷

Yet another booby-squishing hug for you 🩷

this is your reminder that women deserve one grenade a month and qualified immunity

i just hope fried foods love me as much as i love them

omw 🥰

#CityDogAlice #CityDogFinn

Wait? Wut? 😂

I give the biggest booby-squishing hugs you've ever had 🥰

🥰🥰🥰

Nice.

Scroll up, dummy.

Alice, a Boxer Shepherd in a hot pink harness, and Finn, a German Shepherd in a green harness, walking down a concrete staircase. Alice is on the left with her tongue out, while Finn is on the right with a close-up view of his face and focused eyes.

Alice, a Boxer Shepherd in a hot pink harness, and Finn, a German Shepherd in a green harness, sitting side by side on a concrete staircase with a railing and lush plants in the background.

Close-up of Finn, a German Shepherd in a green harness, sitting on a concrete staircase with a railing and greenery on the right side.

Alice, a Boxer Shepherd in a hot pink harness, and Finn, a German Shepherd in a green harness, sitting side by side on a concrete staircase with a railing and lush plants in the background.

Two dogs, Alice (a Boxer Shepherd in a hot pink harness) and Finn (a German Shepherd in a green harness), standing on a concrete staircase. Alice is on the left with a joyful expression, while Finn is on the right with a focused gaze (eye-fucking the camera, as he does)

All right, I think I have said enough fucks for this day. Here are some cute fucking pictures of my fucking dogs (oof, last ones). For those of you playing at home, Finn just turned 10 months, and he as tall as a gotdamn hoss.

#CityDogAlice #CityDogFinn

The pearls. I'm clutchin' 'em. So hard!

Right? I'm disabled. I am being a rude dickbag to him right now, but he deserved it.

Why the fuck do they come at us like this?

Here's my song for this dipshit below, who said some really rude shit to a darling friend of mine. Why you gotta come at people on the Sabbath?

Fuck you, you big fucking liar. That doesn't excuse any of your assinine behavior. Take that shit somewhere to someone who cares. Also, please try to stop stroking your "above average intelligence," you are pathetic. You didn't do any "seeking to understand," you hypocritical loser.

😂😂😂

Yeah, I fucking know her - she's my friend. But I don't fucking know you, why are you even here? I seriously doubt your time is that precious. And look, you've already wasted more of it by doubling down.Phhh. Go away.

My "mean girl" voice? I cannot handle menchildren fucking w/my girlfriends, particularly for absolutely no reason. It's not cool, and it's a fucking bully move, and I fucking hate bullies. I certainly encourage piling on in these sorts of instances. Is that incitement? It most certainly fucking is.

Yum.

Well in person culture, I'm gonna need an explanation.

Me, dummy? 🥺

😂

*of

Ahahaha!