Holly Ross

I think I need to date a girl

Right? Helps a little doesn’t it?

I’m so glad you watched it and liked it! He is just amazing. If you like him, and if you like Marc Maron, you might want to watch the podcast Chris when he was on. It’s bonkers hilarious!

I love you 🫂

79 Malibu; Prince. I did the straddling.

Happy birthday, baby… I hope it’s truly lovely ❤️

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I know, baby - I know. My mother was a bully. Sending you so much
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YOU SHOULDDA BEEN GO-ONE!

*sparkle. Fuck

In first grade, I held onto a dangling tooth all the way to school, yanked it the rest way out - blood everywhere - but came home with that little treasure chest

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Oh, can we also make spark toilet lemonade?

The only way it can stay sparkling is by constantly flushing the toilet while you put your face in it. It’s a whole thing

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I think they include one of those little plastic treasure chests you would get if you lost a tooth at school

A close-up portrait of Joe, a man with wavy grey hair and a light beard. He is wearing thick, dark-rimmed glasses and a green t-shirt, looking directly at the camera with a subtle smile for his 53rd birthday 🎈

Happy 53rd to this kid 🧁🍾🎁♥️

The Gapes of Wrath

That GLP commercial really made me want pie

I hope you have a beautiful drawstring, granny-square pouch for your nards

I am the single most boring person in the world but I have a rich inner life and sometimes I wear crocheted pants

breaking: hhs secretary rfk jr is donning his official jeans to bench press the bodies of the fallen soldiers

Actually i prefer mic drops over nuke drops.

I rant/report about this kind of shit all the time and nothing is ever done to increase safety. I use a wheelchair, and the sidewalks in SF are definitely meant to take me down. I’m glad you both are OK, but shouldn’t somebody have to do something now? I guess that is what it fucking takes?

Exactly. And to top it off, some of his mannerisms remind me of my fucking piece of shit mother. Motherfucking trauma

Me? Oh, I’m the melodica player in a punkrock band.

JFC. I hate him so fucking much

One thing’s for sure I will be demanding that my immediate family call me Supreme Leader unironically, that Yes Chef stuff is played out

A promotional still from the 1986 film "Little Shop of Horrors" featuring Steve Martin as the sadistic dentist Orin Scrivello and Ellen Greene as Audrey. Martin is wearing a black leather biker jacket and has his hair in a dramatic dark pompadour. He has his arm around Greene, who is wearing a tight, leopard-print midi dress and high heels, with her signature voluminous blonde bob. They are posing in a gritty, brick alleyway next to a trash can. Large white text centered at the bottom reads: "Yes, Chef. Sorry, Chef.”

I always am 😏