𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻

Peel every potato nincompoop before Rolf returns… Or you’re fired!

You bet your sweet bippy I did!

This is my favorite song! Dance to the drum beat of the ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick! Let the bullets scrape me clean and never, ever, ever flash a sassy eye at the good doctor.

I have the shiniest meat bicycle!

Oh how I have missed the feeling of not feeling a fucking thing!

"I was there for the good times! When George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side, I was there”

“Why you scared?”

“Hey man, you take your meds today?”

I'm actin' like a bitch and I ought to quit

I met her at the roller ring, I think, dressed in pink, plenty of ink
Her nedden stank, but I didn't care
Shit, I ain't had any in a couple of years
I was in love like a fuckin' sucker, fuck the rubber, I fucked her blubber
I bought her shit, she taught me shit

William Charles Manspeaker publicly apologize to the sound man in Davenport Iowa

I’ve powdered my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter.

IF THE RACOON LEAPS ON THE IS A APPLE THEREFORE PLUTO CRAZY CLOWN TRUCK PEACE BELL RUNG NACHO CHEESE...
SANTA STAYED TICKLE ME ELMO THAN LEMON DROPS POPPED! NO! NOT LEMON DROPS!! SEASONING SALT!
THAN, BEVIS JUMPED... yes BEVIS, AND JILL JELLYBEAN BUT NOT THE LICORICE, AND SATURN PEACH SAID THE KING

What if we kissed and all my teeth fell out into your mouth?

Worf son of martok

Prisoners of the Ghostland 2021 • Action, Horror, Fantasy A notorious bank robber must find a wealthy warlord's missing granddaughter before the leather suit he is wearing self-destructs within three days.

Day five of 31 days of Halloween. Nicolas cage in prisoners of the ghostland.

Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid

Time ticks away these last few moments is there anything we’ve left unsaid?

Off. The direction you should fuck.

GARFIELD’S HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE Garfield and friends episode 12 season 8 on Tubi.

Day 4 of 31 days of Halloween part two, I cannot find this as a stand alone to stream but on Tubi it’s season 8 ep 12 of the Garfield show “Garfield’s Halloween adventure. Saw a post on Facebook now here we are.

I KNOW WHALAST SUMMER HORROR 1H 41M 1997 Four teenagers share a terrible secret that comes back to haunt them.

Day 4 of 31 days of Halloween. I was 10 when this came out. It was hyped so hard. I’ve never watched “I know what you did last summer” it’s on paramount+ 🔪

“Shut up! ya mother buys ya mega blocks instead of legos!”

“Daimon Igle”
“Daimon Igle? Who’s he?”
“Do I like him?”

Kids don’t do drugs you will forget how eggs work.

Quarks mom bagging the negus. 👀

If you want a Tesla to get stolen, do you have to start calling it an Edison?

in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell 🎃🧛💀🧟👻

YOU FOOL! YOU FELL VICTIM TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS, THE MOST FAMOUS OF WHICH IS NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS WELL-KNOWN IS THIS: NEVER SUBMIT A SPAM POST IN A GROUP THAT USES POST APPROVAL!

Day 3 of 31 days of Halloween pt 2. Count Dracula (1970) starring Sir Christoper Lee.

Day 3 of 31 days of Halloween. Match was wild it’s a Tubi original (2025).