Because Miss Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body Broke Bitch bought her shares at an ALL-TIME high LOLOLOL
She don't kno much about highfalutin stuff like stonks. Probably should just stick to bringing Hunter Biden's nudes to committee meetingsโฆ
@bestnateever.bsky.social
6'3" Colorado guy Rocky Mountain high $TSLA is a Ponzi scheme I'm just here for the ALF-ussy skeets
Because Miss Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body Broke Bitch bought her shares at an ALL-TIME high LOLOLOL
She don't kno much about highfalutin stuff like stonks. Probably should just stick to bringing Hunter Biden's nudes to committee meetingsโฆ
Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body Broke Bitch didn't know that the Tesla CHAIRWOMAN, AND the CFO, AND fElon's brother Kimball are DUMPING the stock โ like MILLION$$$ of shares. Meanwhile Marjorie Traitor Peen is buying at the all-time high ๐คฃ
Can't wait to see the Q1 sales report ๐
#boycotTesla #๐ถE
Facts
21.01.2025 13:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bribing unhoused & disadvantaged elderly with a free meal at a restaurant beyond their means for a red had staged photo.
#DonaldTrumpJrIsAToolshed
Reskeet, Recruit, Repeat!
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Luigi Mangione is a HERO and no reason able jury would find anything wrong with the actions he ALLEGEDLY took to send a message to utter evil, corrupt executives who slaughter Americans by the thousands just to improve "shareholder value". Let them eat lead
They should be living every day of their lives in sheer terror because of the evil acts they commit every day.
Please put me on a watchlist
#CIA #FBI #DenyDefendDepose #FreeLuigi #DeportElon
Just in case it hasn't been said yetโฆ
#FUCKTRUMP
My check engine light came on. I whispered, โSame,โ and kept driving. Now itโs a game to see who breaks down first
21.12.2024 11:49 โ ๐ 275 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 1His mom, Maye was raised by actual Nazis. #ElonMusk 's grandparents were LITERALLY card-carrying members of the Nazi party. They moved from Canada to South Africa because they admired the racist system of the apartheid government. Elon is an illegal alien who lied on his citizenship app! #DeportElon
20.12.2024 14:58 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0You're NOT the AH. They should consider themselves that you're not feeding them actual pig shit pizza for breakfast.
17.12.2024 06:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We did it Jay! ๐ฆ
@jay.bsky.team
The unsold inventory of Elon Musk's Tesla is so large, it is now visible from space: Reports indicate that there are nearly 50,000 Teslas sitting in parking lots across the USA alone โ so many, they can be spotted from space. Using satellite imagery, sources like Sherwood News discovered Teslaโs Texas Gigafactory lots went from partially filled in late 2023 to overflowing by March 2024. Additional storage locations, including vacant malls and parking lots, are also being filled to capacity. Tesla reported building 433,371 vehicles in the first quarter of 2024 but only selling 386,810, leaving tens of thousands of excess units. This surplus reflects a slowing EV market and Teslaโs price cuts failing to entice buyers. Satellite images reveal hundreds of Teslas packed outside places like Chesterfield Mall in St. Louis and former retail spaces like Sears in Moreno Valley, California. While Tesla maintains optimism about reversing this inventory buildup, the growing visibility of its unsold vehicles raises questions about the long-term demand for its once-dominant brand.
fElon Mush has become so unpopular that nobody wants his panel gap death traps, even at a deep discount. The parking lot at the Gigachad factory is overflowing so they have begun to park surplus unsold Teslas at abandoned shopping malls. Sure would be a shame if his car company went bankrupt ๐คฃ
14.12.2024 15:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I don't wish death upon little Bobby Kennedy Jr.
I hope he gets full-blown late stage Polio & has to spend his remaining days in an Iron Lung along w/ his worms. He's fucked 37 different women since he's been married. This is the only way to ensure he's monogamous & faithful to his poor wife Cheryl
The guy on the right was respected by his countrymen and was a dog lover. The guy on the right is a vastly unpopular fascist and hates dogs.
13.12.2024 20:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's also against the Brain Worm vaccine which is pretty stupid on his part. But I guess we shouldn't be surprised when a Brain Worm has eaten 72% of his frontal lobe.
13.12.2024 20:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't you have to actually be smart to lead the intelligence agency?
13.12.2024 20:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So much diversity! ๐๐๐คฃ
12.12.2024 23:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tesla is a #PonziScheme & #Elon Mush is NOT a genius โ he's a grifter who gets others to fund his bullshit. He's been saying EVERY year since 2013 that "full self driving" is coming "next year". His inferior technology doesn't use LIDAR. #Tesla cars are DEADLY!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
#Bitcoin is a #PonziScheme
11.12.2024 01:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0AND THE INTEREST IS PILING UP ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#FuckTrump
#TrumpSoBroke
#TrumpShitHisPantsInCourt
Smash
09.12.2024 19:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I sure wish that dumb bitch would have condemned genocide & apartheid. Maybe then she would have been President. But nobody wants to vote for a bitch who can't simply say #CesefireNOW Seriously, how hard is it for Democrats to denounce a fascist dictator? Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. Fuck Zionists. F U!
08.12.2024 06:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bruh, you crazy โ but in a good way
08.12.2024 06:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can we all admit that:
1. Elon Musk is a fucking retard
2. Maye Musk is a creepy whore
3. Barron tRump's Slovenian accent is cute & creepy AF
4. The whole world will be better off once DonOld croaks
5. President Vance is a terrifying concept
6. It's crazy that our 48th president is a DRAG QUEEN!!
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06.12.2024 18:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I wonder if she ever got her 3DS back
#FreeDorothy
Hooverville 2.0
#Project2025
#TrumpIsLiterallyHitlerReincarnatedWithASplashOfHerbertHoover
tRump & Co. were SELLING pardons for $1,500,000.00 to two million$
back in 2020!
There's nothing that screams "taking the high road" like giving them away FOR FREE in 2025 ๐
Yooooooo Joe! #ARealAmericanHero #CornPop #WeDidItJoe
#CoconutTree
Divorce him
06.12.2024 03:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NASA is methodic & careful while SpaceX is reckless. The US hasn't had a crew fatality in two decades. SpaceX has had a catastrophic in-flight disaster of the Dragon resupply to the ISS & dozens of destroyed StarLink satellites lately which now litter Earth orbit making any future launches riskier.
05.12.2024 23:09 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0