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Found cat: does not answer to any name, not good with children.

screencap from the x-files (S7E19): a three way split-screen showing agents dana scully and fox mulder in their respective bubble baths, on the phone. assistant director walter skinner has also joined the call from his bubble bath.

me in the national security team group chat

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

“Honey, I’m home!”

I manifested these last night, and they were just as good as I’d hoped they’d be 😩

This is PERFECTION!!! 🥹

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER HEY, YOU--GIMME DAT PURSE ( NANCY THWARTED THE WOULD BE MUGGER BY GIVING HIM A SOLID LEFT HOOK TO THE JAW, KNOCKING HIM OUT) OH, AUNT FRITZI-- I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME EAT MY SPINACH LATELY ( AUNT FRITZI IS PUZZLED BY NANCY’S THANK YOU) ???

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 20,1953

Artwork of a pink haired girl sitting on a bundle of clouds, typing on a pink laptop with the moon over it on a cloud desk. The cloud desk is decorated with many potted plants.

workspace 🌙

Up late thinking about all the zeppole I’m gonna eat tomorrow 😌

Something I haven’t posted to IG. Big fan of this combo though! #RawDenim #Selvedge #TomSachs

meowth cosplays as a persian

I can feel the beginnings of a cold creeping in and I refuse to get sick. I feel like Chris Traeger, “My body is a microchip…” 🫠

😱 this is AMAZING

Intentionally shrinking my jeans, let’s see how these turn out 🤔

You’d think right? Unfortunately not tho, I have a pair of Iron Heart 555’s that I’m working on 😁

i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

Big fan of quiet Friday afternoons because that means I can mentally log off around 3pm and lay face down on my couch for a few hours.

Borderlands!!!!

Raccoon meme reading "Sorry for not responding, I forgot I was real"

Me dissociating in the company slack

Do it do it do it!!!

Spyro, Crash and Cyberpunk?!? Perfect choices! 😁

Happy to see someone else mentioning Crash and Spyro on these lists! Two of the greats 😁

A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan). Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those that celebrate.

tech support

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