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Laura Lorenzo

@lauralgm.bsky.social

married to maga

294 Followers  |  59 Following  |  359 Posts  |  Joined: 16.10.2023
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We went from Jackie O to Jackie Blow.

03.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anecdotally in New Jersey we are hearing this sort of thing a lot.

05.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

05.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12344    πŸ” 1172    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 57

I do love that the party of Donald Trump is stuck tut tutting over Jay Jones or Zohran or whatever. Yes, it's all very scandalous. Snort.

05.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not for me, of course. I love Cheney.

04.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the worst thing Trump ever did was make Cheney look good.

04.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Kill none, and let Trump sort it out.

23.06.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Minus total obeisance, you're not even safe in the bubble.

31.05.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The father of all evil.

26.05.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I know the actor. The character is a little sketch.

19.05.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No idea what the context is, but I'm concerned.

19.05.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No tommyguns?

07.05.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if anyone uses that anymore.

07.05.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WSJ EDITORIAL BOARD: β€œ.. Trump thinks he can bully everyone into submission, but he can’t bully Adam Smith, who deals in reality. Markets know tariffs are taxes, and taxes are anti-growth. The Trump tariffs are the biggest economic policy mistake in decades ..”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/opinion/dona...

22.04.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2859    πŸ” 741    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 72

All of you folks who equivocated between Harris and Trump must really be proud right now.

21.04.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't mention that he has 58 of them.

21.04.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it will be oddly perfect, decline-wise.

20.04.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"

23.03.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16374    πŸ” 3586    πŸ’¬ 398    πŸ“Œ 231

What Krugman said

10.03.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1148    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

Where?

10.03.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon to the Social Security payment system.

10.03.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1451    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 13

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

10.03.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 29818    πŸ” 5954    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 116

Trump Casino didn't fail. It went through a "period of transition" in which it is now owned by someone else. I'm guessing the same is about to happen to our country.

10.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I, officially, no longer wish to hear about Joe Biden. Donald Trump just, willfully, provoked a stock market crash and potential recession. Joe Biden, napping on his couch, doesn't do any of this. Certainly not Kamala Harris, the actual nominee.

10.03.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always get my Bernie's confused.

06.03.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just to be clear, Kamala Harris wouldn't be doing any of this. She was the alternative. America chose wrong.

06.03.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He slip slided away.

01.03.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Iraq invaded Kuwait, the US was on Kuwait's side. Bush 41 didn't encourage "negotiation" with Hussein. He didn't demand fealty from Kuwait's leaders. We are not that country anymore. We are not anywhere close.

28.02.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

12.02.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 28528    πŸ” 3709    πŸ’¬ 943    πŸ“Œ 200

Bribery out in the open. It's almost refreshing.

13.02.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0