Powerup Comics!!!!!!

I like comicfury but the hell if i want to spend a whole week reuploading like 2000 comics.

Raven: Hey, this virtual law school you signed me up for says I get a free $100 toward my first bet on Fanduel Sports. Jack Thompson: It’s lightly sponsored by a sports betting app. Raven: I want to bet! Who’s that basketball guy with the neck hair? Chug: Brook Lopez? Raven: Yessss! Chug: Babe, don’t bet on the Clips. You want a mediocre team that upgraded at the deadline without anyone noticing. Who are the Trailblazers playing? Raven: Trailblazers… Do they have that unibrow guy? Chug: If you mean Anthony Davis, he landed on the Washington Wizards. That’s actually a good pick. Chug: If you mean D’Angelo Russel, I think the Lakers shot him out of a cannon into the sun. He’s probably in uh… What’s the NBA equivalent of Japan? Raven: It sounds racist, but China. Raven: This is so much fun! I feel like I’m in that one movie… Chug: Uncut Gems? Raven: Air Bud!

The muscles symbolize his muscular graphics capabilities

What's this guy's story? What makes him tick? Maybe we will answer that question pretty soon. Who knows?

A Powerup Comics character. An Xbox 360 with muscular arms and an epic grin.

Most neglected character in Powerup Comics: This Xbox 360 we drew up at the same time as Alix and Jack Thompson. He was supposed to be a foil to the PS2 or maybe a henchman to the PS2.

Shadow, Chug, Raven, Ladow, and Jack Thompson are the car driving. Shadow: All right, nineteen hours and twenty-two minutes to San Antonio. Any playlist suggestions? I’m on a five gig data plan, so let’s stick to two songs per hour. Raven: Impossible Soul by Sufjan Stevens. Shadow: Is that a Scandinavian metal thing? Raven: yes. Jack Thompson: Here’s the situation. I was disbarred in 2008, but since then, games have only continued to be violent. And some of them are also gay. Shadow: That’s what we’ve been saying! Jack Thompson: I need one of you gamers to obtain a law degree, fast, and pass the bar exam so that you can sue game studios on my behalf. Raven: You need someone willing to be a sham lawyer? Jack Thompson: That’s right. Raven: I’ll do it. Jack Thompson: I’ve paid your tuition to FanDuel Educational University, the cheapest diploma mill available. Get on this laptop. You should be able to get your undergraduate degree by Wichita.

Kirby: Stinky poop. Harmon: My sister has a yucky diaper. ICE agent: I signed on to arrest illegals, not change diapers. Can’t you change it? Harmon: I don’t have any diapers. ICE agent: Well we don’t have any diapers. We’re federal agents.. Can’t you stick some paper towels in her pants? Harmon: There aren’t any paper towels. ICE agent: *sigh* well, I was TRYING to enjoy some quiet time on my phone, but fine. I’ll go try to find you something. ICE agent: I’ve got to find some worthless piece of paper that can be used as a diaper and covered in shit without ICE objecting… The ICE agent returns with the American Constitution. ICE agent: Here. You can use this.

Kirby: Stinky poop. Harmon: My sister has a yucky diaper. ICE agent: I signed on to arrest illegals, not change diapers. Can’t you change it? Harmon: I don’t have any diapers. ICE agent: Well we don’t have any diapers. We’re federal agents.. Can’t you stick some paper towels in her pants? Harmon: There aren’t any paper towels. ICE agent: *sigh* well, I was TRYING to enjoy some quiet time on my phone, but fine. I’ll go try to find you something. ICE agent: I’ve got to find some worthless piece of paper that can be used as a diaper and covered in shit without ICE objecting… The ICE agent returns with the American Constitution. ICE agent: Here. You can use this.

Harmon and Kirby are in a crowded cell. Harmon: Hey mister! Hey! Why are we in jail? ICE agent: *Sigh* I’m sorry miss. You’re a bit too young to understand this, but some types of people are just supposed to be in jail. ICE agent: If we don’t do this, it’s longer lines at the bank, Bobby Witt Jr. losing MVP to an oriental, and something called “fiesta” lime chicken at Applebees. It’s best for everyone. ICE agent: I may be old-fashioned, but it doesn’t make me want to “fiesta” when my chicken comes with a little cup of “salsa.” My wife almost had a stroke! Harmon: My dad said that Applebees is the Facebook of restaurants. ICE agent: Maybe, little girl. Maybe. We don’t go there anymore. We just stay home now, and get mad about commercials we heard people talking about at work.

Harmon and Kirby are in a crowded cell. Harmon: Hey mister! Hey! Why are we in jail? ICE agent: *Sigh* I’m sorry miss. You’re a bit too young to understand this, but some types of people are just supposed to be in jail. ICE agent: If we don’t do this, it’s longer lines at the bank, Bobby Witt Jr. losing MVP to an oriental, and something called “fiesta” lime chicken at Applebees. It’s best for everyone. ICE agent: I may be old-fashioned, but it doesn’t make me want to “fiesta” when my chicken comes with a little cup of “salsa.” My wife almost had a stroke! Harmon: My dad said that Applebees is the Facebook of restaurants. ICE agent: Maybe, little girl. Maybe. We don’t go there anymore. We just stay home now, and get mad about commercials we heard people talking about at work.

Shadow: Well, we’ll just have to go down to Texas and get your girls back from the ICE facility there. Raven: I hate to say it, since it doesn’t seem very trusting, but before we ask ICE to release our girls from confinement, we might want to lawyer up. Shadow: I don’t know. ICE is law enforcement. I’m sure they’re very careful about obeying the law. Chug: Involving a lawyer should always be a standard precaution. That’s just American. Chug: That’s why Raven and I have a prenup. Raven: I get the Shrek poster signed by Rufus Wainwright, plus whatever’s in the fridge. Raven: Anyway, do you know any lawyers who might be willing to help us for cheap? Shadow: Uh… maybe one… Jack Thompson: Fine, I’ll help you. But after we’re done rescuing your kids, you have to help me sue games.

Got a new phone a few days ago, and I just realized I never backed up the unbelievably horny drawing of Poison Ivy that I had saved on there. I don't even know if it was fanart or official. But I know that I will find other images that spark my imagination. Life begins anew.

There's nothing wrong with a 1am deep dive when I don't have to work the next day, though at that point I'm looking for something more along the lines of a video essay, ideally with as little goof troop continuity wank as possible.

I do OK, I just copy in the scripts I use myself without ever bothering to add any stage-setting at all when in arcs. Room for improvement.

You're right

Nope

Flawless victory

No, thanks for playing

Good instincts but no

"fun" trivia game. The artist, Chug, designed the ICE agent in this strip by drawing a balaclava onto an existing face that he had drawn for an earlier arc. It's a caricature of a public figure. Can you figure out who?

Lol, "game over"

Last time I logged onto Twitter I got into the For You tab by mistake and saw five tweets in a row of people talking about A Goofy Movie. That site is utterly fucked. I only want to talk about that movie a normal amount. Two, three posts a day tops.

I will do my part to convince people you did this comic🙏

We're used to being a huge account, and we deserve to be treated like royalty for abandoning Twitter.

Need more followers on here. Please try to convince your friends that we made that one where they mention cake at a party to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd

Chug: Damn it! That miniboss-coded ICE agent just humanely detained our girls! If only we had made Kirby and Harmon more obviously legal by having them be born more white! Raven: I told you to give me your whitest sperm, you asshole! This is on you! Chug: All of my sperm are equally white! They’re tied! I’m white! Shadow: Guys, I’m sure it’s a mistake that they grabbed your daughters. I’m sure they’re having a fine time at the comfortable and law-abiding Whipple building. Let’s go ask for them back. They’re at the Whipple building. ICE grunt: I wish I could help you, but ICE has pulled out of Minnesota. This beloved facility, full of happy memories, is being shut down. Your children have been transferred to San Antonio. Raven: What? Why? ICE grunt: It hurts me to say it, but Holman had us pull out because, well, I’m sorry, but it’s because you didn’t thank us enough. Chug: I didn’t think of that. We deserve to have our children sent to Texas for no reason. Raven: We brought this on ourselves.

Jack Thompson remains conspicuously silent on ICE.

An ICE agent steals Chug and Raven’s children. Agent: Heh heh heh! I’m stealing your kids, you domestic terrorist bitches! Raven: No! Chug: Crap! Raven: Give them back you jerk! Agent: No! I’m going to take them away to the ICE Palace of Deportation! Ha ha ha! I loooove being evil! Raven drops down and punches the agent in the nuts Raven: Take this, you child-stealing bastard! Chug: Raven, no! He doesn’t have an alien brain parasite! That’s a normal ICE agent! We need to treat him with human dignity! Raven: Oh no, whoops! Chug: Quick! Switch to peaceful protest before he invokes the insurrection act! Raven: Right! Raven is holding a sign that says “We demand INCREMENTAL CHANGE in the captivity of our CHILDREN! ICE agent: LOL, no way, chumps!

Raven: Can I help kill these brain parasites? Alan: Only if you are willing to mutilate and kill creatures that look like men and wear ICE uniforms. Raven: I’m strong enough. I can do it. Alan: I can give you the moveset of a Mortal Kombat character. Which one do you want? Raven: Voldo. Alan: That’s not Mortal Kombat. Raven: You think I care? Give me Voldo. Alan: My alien species doesn’t have the technology to replicate Soulcalibur characters. The jiggle physics are beyond us. Raven: Voldo has no jiggly bits. And I want the codpiece and thong ensemble too. Alan: I don’t have costumes! I can just give you the moves! Raven: I’m just messing with you, buddy, give me a modified Johnny Cage where every move is the nut punch. Alan: I can give you the whole moveset. Raven: No need.