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Paul is running 2025 Scottish Half Marathon for St. Andrew's Hospice Help Paul Muir raise money to support St Andrew's Hospice, Lanarkshire

I'm taking part in the 2025 Scottish Half Marathon to raise money for St. Andrew's Hospice. Any donations to help reach my target would be greatly appreciated. Click the link below to view my JustGiving page and donate. www.justgiving.com/Paul-Muir2025

Sitting drinking beer aw day yesterday like an absolute sausage, forgetting these Spaniards don't measure their spirits. 3 rums later n I'm convinced there's not a better fighter in this hotel.

Memories of Malia '09. Delayed 17hours, extra day at the pool. Danger to life warning due to the heat, advised to stay indoors. Fuck that, am on ma holidays, etc. Ginger cousin falls asleep in the shade. Sun moves, cooks him alive. What followed was the funniest 24 hours of my life.

I've been presented with a wee bowl of garlic bread in Madrid before. I swear I almost cried.

I swear I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but does anyone?

This is why the world's a mess. Being run by fat doughballs. Should need to pass a bleep test at the very least.

For any tourists visiting these shores this summer, I recommend this detailed map of Britain, Ireland and the Orkneys, from “Topography Of Ireland” by Gerald Of Wales (1187)

1st day off for the Easter holidays. What's the point?

In the chippy and they’re playing Virtual Insanity, which is apt as the floor is absolutely covered in grease.

Top 2 songs hijacked by the wee man

Really don't want to sound like a goth, but is there anything an ice cold can of original Monster can't fix? Coz I doubt there is.

There's probably a logical explanation, but what the fucks that in the sky? Video quality is poor, but it looks like a circle getting bigger n smaller.

Lawrence Shankland failing always brings me such joy.

Quite a painful watch

I love Alistair Johnston more than anything.

Two bald frauds being exposed today

A whopping result for Scottish football as a whole!

It's over, Elon. Stop embarrassing yourself.

a man in a blue jacket is standing on a soccer field with his hands in the air . ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing on a soccer field with his hands in the air .

Club football returns, praise Jesus.

You know you're at a Chapel in Airdrie when the priests got a skin fade

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

95% of episodes have at least one WTF moment, I've never made as much noise while watching TV! The cafe scene grabbed me n never let go. I love that there's no good guys, only different levels of bad. Fave character will shift from episode to episode too. Prepare to be severely let down by most haha

No messing about, madness from the off, then just gets better and better. Wish I could watch it for the first time again.

Just fell to my knees! Oh my fuckin God!

Fight you!
#alanpartridge