Krystalla (she/her)

Woo! #GoJaysGo! #WantItAll! 💙⚾️

A Toronto Blue Jays championship would obviously piss MAGA off to no end. Keep that in mind, my dejected Yankee fan friends.

Fuck yeah!!! #GoJaysGo #ALCSbound ⚾️💙

Today is going to be a painful day #Osteoarthritis #Rain #TemperatureChange 😖

Hubby is away this weekend. I put up my indoor Halloween decorations, and spent some quality time with the (adult) kids earlier. Now it’s wine, lights, and my kindle. One of my kitties was snuggled with me earlier, but she’s buggered off somewhere now lol #MeTime 🍷📖

I need to memorize these.

Here's a good reminder for Rapture Day.

If this is TMI then scroll on. As a 50 year old perimenopausal woman I was pissed to get my period yesterday. I hadn’t had it in 3+ months. It can fuck right off. I sure don’t need eggs in my womb anymore. My babies are grown and I’m not having any more. Back to waiting for that period free year…

But I don’t wanna go to sleep yet watch alarm - telling me I start work in 8.5 hours, so going to sleep now, especially with my chronic pain which hinders my sleep, might be an idea… imma finish one more chapter in my book first.

Work from home days means I can work in cute jammies (and am now relaxing on the deck while dinner finishes)

Take off, eh? 😆

Bacon here, is normal bacon 🥓 . What you’re describing is called either back bacon or peameal bacon. Totally different than the good stuff.

Polyamory is odd. Hubs & I have our 26th anniversary next week but we haven’t had sex in over a year. Our quad is 12.5 yrs going strong but we live 5 hours apart so can’t just stop in.I’ve been w/ my boyfriend for over a decade but I’ve barely seen him in years. I’m lonely. Do I rejoin a dating app?

I need to pee, and should probably head to bed to read there instead soon, but it’s lovely outside tonight. I don’t wanna go in… #BachloretteWeekend #Polyamory #HubsAwayWithAnotherPartner

It's me

Omg really? I had wanted to know for me, and another good friend who swears like a sailor like I do 😆

I need this shirt!

Me my whole life as a loner only child really, but I’ve found peace in fewer closer connections the older I’ve gotten. I just wish those peeps were closer geographically.

A drawing of fireflies in a forest graveyard. The caption reads, "You don't have to get it all perfect in order to make a good life."

Sipping wine and reading outside. This is what staycations are made of #IDontWannaWorkOnMonday #NoHouseworkToday #RelaxDay

The Prince of Darkness wasn’t just metal, he was horror.
From Diary of a Madman to Mr. Crowley, Ozzy gave slasher fans the soundtrack to their nightmares.
Rest in Power, Ozzy Osbourne. 🖤🔪🦇🙏🏻
#OzzyOsbourne #HorrorIcons #SlasherVibes #RestInPower

I’m lazing and watching cooking videos while my oldest son cooks dinner for us tonight.

Oh.

Let’s Talk About Epstein

I love that “Summer-ween” is such a thing this year! 🎃 ☀️

I had a procedure done on Monday and had to take my clit ring out. How fucking sad is it that it was painful to remove as nobody had played with it in ages? I was just thankful I got it back in with a LOT of trying, plus lube. Ugh. My life is so damn boring these days.

It’s been a week so far and it’s only Tuesday… ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

Not that I want to wish the summer away in the slightest, but in 209 days we’ll be escaping winter and fleeing to Santuary White Sands in Cayo Cruz Cuba for 10 days 🇨🇺 ❤️

Therapists. I currently have 5 🐱🐱🐱🐶🐶 😁