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@jpnew.bsky.social

Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.

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I thought that was you!

28.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

missed it last night

double fail

28.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt with the number 801027 on the front ALT: a man in a blue shirt with the number 801027 on the front
28.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is really good. Run 10 or as close as you can then just walk and talk and munch and sip for a while. Might have to gorge at the end but workable.

28.02.2026 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

of course. but I think people are somehow underestimating the 50mil.

You can blow 15 out the gate and still make 1.25+/yr easy on CDs, nevermind investing.

I can deal with a really bad 24hrs for that

28.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn't say it'd be pretty

Also I don't believe the prompt says we gotta keep it down

28.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

sean gets it

nobody ever got 50mil in a day without a little mud on the tires

28.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very doable.

Also: 50 mil...

28.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This water park/hotel is a money printing scam. But the kids are obsessed so I respect the hustle.

28.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a good spot

27.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

27.02.2026 05:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now I'm debating which kind(s) of tacos. Can't go taco bell grout beef for all 24. 6x4 gb, chicken, shrimp, steak?

27.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gotta pour all the michelob ultras into cups as soon as the clock starts. Stale? Not typically ideal. Flat? Now we're talking.

27.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goes against the spirit of the prompt but if given 48hrs notice? Not gonna say it's light work but...

27.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta get the miles out of the way. That's the key.

Build an appetite and a thirst.

27.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're talking 50 mil. I'm confident we'd figure it out

27.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2 hr span. Next bell doesn't ring til 9

27.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Midnight isn't in the prompt. 8 to 8:

8am: 2 beers, 2 tacos, 3 miles
9am: 2 beers, 3 tacos
11am: 2 beers, 3 miles
12pm: 3 tacos
1pm: 2 beers
1:05pm: nap
3pm: 2 beers, 3 tacos, 1 mile
4:30pm: 3 beers, 2 tacos, 3 miles
6pm: 2 beers, 4 tacos
7pm: 6 beers
9pm: 3 tacos, sleep
7am: 3 beers, 4 tacos

27.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

absolutely pouring right now and I love it

27.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok fr that was a bit extreme. goodnight everybody!

26.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is walking in the dirt with the words `` no one loves me '' . ALT: a man is walking in the dirt with the words `` no one loves me '' .

Me, 24/7.

FIN.

26.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Every Thurs at 3pm:

26.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me every Monday before 10am

26.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THINK, tw, THINK

idk man, I thunk'd and I still don't know what point he was trying to make

26.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

....I've been waiting for a response far longer than I should've.

26.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Due to circumstances, stopped at a drive thru after practice tonight. Kid 1 ordered a hamburger. It came with ketchup and onions and pickles. She loved it. May not sound like much but she's a picky eater and my heart was full.

26.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not that I can see. They'll sell stuff but it's all pre-order from an app.

26.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mine will say "IT'S CRAZY TIME" out of nowhere and run around and bounce off us and jump around and then ask for a banana. It tracks.

26.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Embrace your strengths

26.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pretty close

26.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0