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Tickling is a kind of hypnosis that makes you stupid and horny. And if someone does it good enough, you'll do anything they want. Tickling is just physical-stat hypnosis and hypnosis is just special-stat tickling. And buddy I'm a mixed attacker

Let 2026 be the year of being pinned down and tickled by someone who genuinely kind of hates you and thinks you're a mouthy prick and wants to see you suffer

I was gonna be silly about it but honestly if you jerk it to girls with dicks but don't support trans rights you can just die tbh

Once again my "my other fursona is a spider" bumper sticker proves to be relevant

there is infinite kindness in touching myself. it's woke to touch myself

re-pawst because I forgot to label it properly. anyway . fuffy

the "can't even say the 't-word' out loud without getting dizzy" energy is insane

#greatgodgrope , knismo // failed the "dont call that middle-aged salaryman ticklebait" challenge

This Cartoon Villain Still Tickle Tortures People The Old Fashioned Way

having an "... oh, wait, I know you! :D" moment on the horny godfucking side account like I'm recognising someone at the gloryhole from a glimpse of their thigh tattoo

the one time you guys see me thirsting after a character who's just a real human woman and not some sort of freak god and i still find ways to be embarrassing about it lol . anyway i wanna be leashed to her desk

- wanting to fuck hollis from ps/ychon/auts 2
- wanting to fuck her in giant evil neon octopus form
- wanting to fuck her in mean plush goat form

the trifecta

sexually suggestive (cartoon (derogatory))

You were playing foot fetish gay chicken describing sensuous gruelplay . With your depressed little theytwink's pristine unstabbed feet

BORDERLANDS I LOVE THAT FILM . the frantic prayer as the stomach begins to digest. love it when some guys go to the british countryside and have a time that sucks . anyway slut up that old rock

A drawing of two creatures. One is a bright, cartoony beast with a grinning face, many fluffy limbs, and soft tendril-like hair. The other is a cluster of dark shapes and indistinct grasping hands. The first is described as a mischievous whimsical beast that operates on cartoon logic; the manifestation of a weird awakening you had while watching a tickle scene on tv; having a silly clown laugh; teases you with a sugary sing-song voice, and as a massive pervert. The second is described as manifesting as a quivering blot that replaces the moon, existing out of a cosmic requirement that you should be tickled, echoing your laughter back to you forever, 'speaking' in vague extraterrestrial impulses that you taste in the primal recesses of your mind, and also a massive pervert.

My tickle monster spectrum

Sometimes you want cute fluffy cozy tickles and sometimes you want a being, the shape of which is so obscured by madness that implying it to be terrestrial would be obscene, to rewrite all remembered instances of you with hysterical screaming laughter and a rictus grin. You Have Always Been Laughing

Or whatever . Or so ive heard

You are a vessel for laughter from which a god is going to drink itself to death. In eons, shapeless things occupy the space you stood and fall into fits of reasonless cackling. Skitter-touches carve it into your existence: your name, synonymous with "Thing That Laughs" . Your nerves go on forever.

i should scrape up some of the esoteric eldritch god/cosmic horror knismo erotica i wrote and see if it resonates. gggrope could always stand to be more distressing

the SECOND thing i'd say to my past self would be to look into an autism diagnosis

2017 tickleblr acted like enjoying interrogation play made you an in-real-life serial killer and I fell for it. it's make-believe idiot. there's a middle ground between 'nothing fictional affects/reflects reality ever' and 'if i imagine a questionable power dynamic i will go to hell'

If I could send a message back in time to my "just stepping foot in online kink circles" self it'd probably be the age-old philosophy of "kind of weird but not a sin" . That self-sanitizing conflict-allergic little freak was one bad rhetorical turn away from going full "video games cause violence"

top tip make at least 3 fursonas so you can imagine them all making out with tongue and biting and wet gross noises and grabbing. you have to do this

1st panel: A dismal, awkwardly warmly lit hotel / convention center panel room like what you would see in the 90s or 2000s. A pink rabbit fursuiter holding a build-a-bear wolf, having waited in the corner, waves to an approaching blueberry wolf fursuiter. They both call out their usernames, "Blueberry Bella" and "KidfurKiki87" 2nd panel: Out of suit, the two are cuddled together on the couch in quilts and blankets. The build-a-bear wolf is resting against the build-a-bear bunny. Bella is holding Kiki, their fursuit heads on the dresser in the background. Behind the fursuit head, a "Days until Kiki's home: 0!" Lanyards of past conventions and their years are on a corkboard. --- Original art piece idea by @mIdrux on Twitter, but I and others were disappointed they drew it with mean-spirited intentions.. even calling the kidfur character a "diddyblud" (yes. verbatim) and getting wrapped up in "proship discourse." I thought the message was too human to let it be diluted + overshadowed by typical online whataboutisms and wanted to redo + reclaim it with more touches of the furry fandom, esp being a furry myself. It's love. For some, the love of your life is in the corner of a boring furcon panel room -- even if they don't have the same "interests," it's care that bridges the gap.

weird people fall in love with each other all the time

even if it relents and gives you a dick that *looks* perfectly normal, it's got 1000 hidden features, like bluetooth connectivity and rgb lights and telescopic length and laser lock-on aiming and a second secret nozzle for "piss 2"

same goes for:
nerds who um-actually you one too many times and use pretentious long words
goofy jokesters with silly laughs
stoic stick-in-the-muds who take things too seriously
sleepy plushies called arby

a tough-guy butch who says it's 'not ticklish' is like an angel sent from heaven and you need to pin it down and scribble your nails at its ribs until it cries

creating a very powerful ship that allows razzma to get embarrassed by as many women at one time as possible

the pebble is too well-spoken and uses too many long words . tawny should fix that i think. using methods
or tawnybau praise kink. praise that rock WITH HASTE