𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔

Get yerself a pardner which makes yer bed for ya.

Aye!

"Haha! Ya don't want none of this blood... gonna make you drunk in one bite!"

The man laughed wholeheartedly as he wrapped an arm around the other. He clearly has been to the bar before their encounter.

Guess ya could say I am batty for ya.

I guess I got one foot in the grave....

Ignore my winter outfit, aye...

I am always right. Obviously!

Aye shucks... thought I can sink my teeth into that one.

Let's take it to the neck level.

Vampires would be great medics... always draw blood first try!

[Bark]

I owe you my life

[Bark]

HE IS TAKING OVER MY BRAIN HELP

[Bark]

PEOPLE THAT EDIT COOL

How do you slap such cool filters over yer stuff like... I also want that...

DID I MISS A PARTY WITH BOOZE 😞

Aye, ya leg is enough!

[ He started laughing and laughing and... reaching for a bottle of bourbon, handing it to him. ]

Ya can have it. Here.

I can give ya some of my booze!

[ His expression seemed... a little sad. ]

I've known people like ya... but I hope for everyone that ya can get what yer hopin' for.

Just know... Ya always have a different way.

I ain't a good one... But I ain't tryin' to be. The gal needs someone else not part of the system... but I ain't gonna be me.

I ain't got a family like that, but I can sympathize. But ya know... It would be a statement. Breakin' the cycle... some like that.

But ya know, I ain't yer father... nor uncle. Ya do what you think is right.... but keep yer heart open for the voices of the oppressed.

I'm thinkin' the gal should have different views... that's all.

I can't be the only one thinkin' like that ....

I ain't lyin'! Bein' of the system ain't good... Ya know. Even if ya want change... yer just part of the problem in the end.

And yer best chance? Bein' part of a system outside of 'em. Bein' part of the bigger picture... not a part with the corruption...

Yer know, there ain't not criminals if they want change... and sometimes change is by force.

I once thought like ya did, but sometimes the system ain't listening to good deeds. Ya know... being part of a system is tellin' em ya can ignore it.. Corruption runs deep like a son of a bitch.

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Listen here, .... er... Ferret. Ya know, it ain't about the bet for me, aye?

I see them pigs treat people poorly, and it ain't pretty. Ya seem like ya want to do somethin' good.... and yer have to start from outside. The inside is, ya know, corrupted...

I reckon Zaun should be treated better by Piltover.

It got enough money... I've seen it! I mean... I've heard.

.... I ain't seein' myself as a sloth... It ain't even strong like me!

But aye... Yer still thinkin' about joining 'em Enforcers...?

I ain't knowing what a darn sloth is, but it ain't sound like me, I say!

A bear... I never got compared to an animal before. Ya know, what I ain't got in speed, I got in strength!

But the point is... er... what did we talk about?

Or ya can give me all 'em drinks, and everyone else stays sober!

Aye Noxus... I had my fair share with 'em... They ain't got nothin' on me tho! Haha!

I am as sharp as a deer... or some quick animal. Ya know, yer gettin' used to it!

Ain't nobody got time for all that facin'!