Rex

I’m planning to get it!

Don’t forget the big tits

I’m sleeping in a tent in a dark basement full of wolf spiders 👀 this must be how it feels to take a long rest in a dangerous dungeon in D&D

Office parties get wild!

For @sharbysharby.bsky.social!

「…ベッドに戻るか…？」

寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️

Words I hear constantly at work at a chemical plant and don‘t think twice about:
-nipple
-stripper
-impregnate
-male/male connection
-hot box
-bunghole
-6 inch hose

Last time this happened it was before I was leaving for vacation and I had to drive into the office at 1am to get on the work VPN to reset my 2FA

It’s cool how every time I’m forced to change my work password it completely breaks the work-mandated 2FA app and I have to spend 2 hours on the phone with IT. Especially cool when it’s right before a holiday and I have to work 10-11 hours a day to get everything ready 🥲

Can we keep him? Pleeease?

The fact that 6 and 7 are next to each other in the alphabet proves God has a sense of humor

A screenshot from the game UFO 50 with the Cherry Pie achievement attained (50 cherry disks on a single profile.)

A screenshot of all 50 disks on UFO 50 being cherried.

This must be my greatest gaming achievement. (UFO 50) Best game ever?!

If you play UFO 50 I need to subject you to my evil Block Koala levels

Drinking a bloody mary mix on the plane is what got me started on this tomato juice kick

the new food meta is dipping celery sticks in tomato juice

It’s definitely salty. It’s like drinking cold tomato soup

I got tomato juice on a whim while flying because I never hear of anyone ordering it, and it was really good... I just bought a big jug of it to drink at home now. I'm in my tomato juice era

(Me, playing snes) Why do all the enemies want to kill Bubsy?

Pools: because Bubsy sucks

My new favorite game is on sale...

I’m going to try to throw up quietly and politely so it doesn’t interrupt Pools’s work meetings but unfortunately I’m a loud puker. If I threw up at the gym they would sound the lunk alarm. (I have food poisoning)

play Ninpek

Yes! Do you like it?

I made them!

I ate 2 pounds of carrots today

on-brand for a bat

We have food at home

Halloween Oreos at the grocery store already 😱

My weakness...

My department at work has shrunk quite a bit and my coworkers I share an office building with usually take Fridays off, so I get to experience the eerie empty office today

I think 99% of wolf girls are now furries

I'm talking about Jack London books with a friend and remembering how much of a wolf girl I was in middle school (I still am one)