Much like Bruce Pearl, we finally had to speak our truth: here are all the #B1G teams who should make #MarchMadness over the Miami-Ohio RedHawks.
www.offtackleempire.com/basketball/4...
Much like Bruce Pearl, we finally had to speak our truth: here are all the #B1G teams who should make #MarchMadness over the Miami-Ohio RedHawks.
www.offtackleempire.com/basketball/4...
Some weekend conversation fodder: who's the next #B1G school to make an Indiana-style jump? www.offtackleempire.com/big-ten-foot...
20.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Would you like 3,000 words on the FCS Championship between Montana State and Illinois State, SOME of which are about the Redbirds' unlikely run and SOME of which involve the author shirtless, talking to a Quantum Fiber service representative?
SURE YOU WOULD! www.offtackleempire.com/college-foot...
It pains us to say this: we won't be surprised if the Iowa #Hawkeyes do bad things to Vanderbilt.
A history lesson, a ReliaQuest Bowl preview, an excuse to think about how we weren't super-sad about the B1G losing because Bloomin' Onion >>> Coconut Shrimp.
www.offtackleempire.com/iowa/49317/i...
TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE BIG TEN
spiritoftroy.org
In just @thumpasaurus.bsky.social's FOURTH chance to write about an #Illini football bowl game against the #Vols...
...does Illinois have a shot? Does Luke Altmeyer have one more miracle in him? How will Bert troll Tennessee?
What the numbers say, and more:
www.offtackleempire.com/football/492...
#Northwestern football did something...
...
...
...fun?!?
Remembering some Wildcats--Northwestern AND New Hampshire--and looking at the potential for the Chip Kelly hire in Evanston:
www.offtackleempire.com/northwestern...
Began as a GameAbove Sports Bowl preview (Northwestern! Central Michigan! Technically football!) and a look at the Chips' fun offense, turned into a game:
Can YOU name the offensive stat in which Northwestern finished ONLY better (or worse?) than Maryland?
www.offtackleempire.com/northwestern...
Did YOU want to ask questions of an OTE writer and faculty member giving a Final Exam?
Come, feel the burning resentment of 80 students while asking your #B1G and #CFB questions:
www.offtackleempire.com/cybta/49181/...
One season with no MS Paint Infographics and they’re ready to declare that humans are running out of ideas
We’re sorry boss. @thumpasaurus.bsky.social is on a Performance Improvement Plan
In a world of The Players Era Festival (soon brought to you by Bonesaws R Us!), why can't college basketball be more like the Great Alaska Shootout?
www.offtackleempire.com/basketball/4...
when will he pop out of a coffin on local tv
19.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No RPO in Rick Scott's Florida, Fitz is IN
19.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Need a place to talk your post-Saturday #CFB shit with a similarly-miserable crowd of #B1G aligned folks?
Come on in, laugh at Penn State and USC and stare with bewilderment at UCLA, Northwestern, and Iowa (they can't keep getting away with it!):
www.offtackleempire.com/smcd/48235/s...
You, a college football sicko: ha ha ha, yes, look at wisconsin, shut out twice in a row at home, wonder when that happened
Off Tackle Empire dot blogspot dot com, molded by 15 years of talking about this shit, predicting the game on Friday: we got you, boo
www.offtackleempire.com/big-ten-foot...
YOUR weekly #CFB viewing guide is out...
...and this week it comes with a special drink for #Northwestern. Or, perhaps, #B1G fans everywhere.
Plus, marveling at just how bad Sam Houston-New Mexico State and Colorado State-San Diego State could be!
www.offtackleempire.com/dwtwt/47924/...
Here’s the amazing thing: it had all the cancer-like symptoms of private equity destroying something, but nobody made a profit on it. It’s like Vox heard about PE killing things for profit but didn’t bother with the details of how to get to the profit stage.
07.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we are in fact quite mystified
07.08.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope we’ll have the usual football survivor picks and games like that! But a bit unclear on both?
03.07.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's California Week at Off Tackle Empire and we're answering the most important questions about USC and UCLA football!
Nah, just kidding. We're debating In-N-Out vs Culvers and talking exorbitant weddings.
www.offtackleempire.com/2025/6/25/24...
If we had a nickel for every time our articles got posted on fan forums and shit on for arbitrary reasons, we wouldn’t need the damn banner ads.
23.06.2025 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s honestly more carefully curated than most starter packs.
23.06.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This would actually make for a pretty great NHL starter pack. There should be a way to flip block lists to follow lists.
23.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
It seems that the insular Bluesky navel gazing discourse of the day is "Should sports be on this place?"
HELL YES THEY SHOULD
We've got predictions for the Rutgers and Maryland football seasons here.
www.offtackleempire.com/2025/6/23/24...
It's Seaboard Week! We're previewing Rutgers and Maryland football, yelling about basketball, and diving into the most important of Jersey questions with our turnpike correspondents:
TAYLOR HAM OR PORK ROLL?
www.offtackleempire.com/2025/6/18/24...
As we close out Hat Week, we are reminded that Illinois remains mascotless and Northwestern continues to use the least imaginative nickname in collegiate sports.
Figure it out, Land of Lincolners!
www.offtackleempire.com/2025/6/13/24...
Hat Week continues! Today, we're digging deep into the archives for @thumpasaurus.bsky.social's epic on the worst college football game of all time.
It was meaningless.
It was pointless.
NW, 0. ILL, 0.
www.offtackleempire.com/2025/6/10/24...
@champaignshowers.com @revdjesq.bsky.social @byctom.bsky.social
09.06.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0