@thescoopdaily.bsky.social
Basically, I tweet about life’s unwritten rules so you don’t have to. 😏
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Never eat the last slice of pizza without announcing it.
#Relatable#LifeTips#LifeHacks#ExplorePage#LOL
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Always reply to a text within 5 minutes.
#MannersMatter#Witty#ViralJokes#Relatable#TooFunny
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Never trust a salad.
#ComedyGold#Relatable#UnspokenRules#DarkHumor#DailyLaughs
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When the light turns green, you have 3 seconds to move.
#Relatable#JustForLaughs#DarkHumor#EtiquetteFails#LMAO
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Using a pumpkin spice latte as a personality trait is not allowed.
#DailyLaughs#FYP#RealTalk#LMAO#CantStopLaughing
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If you find yourself talking to your pets, do it in the comfort of your home.
#DarkHumor#LifeHacks#PunLife#FunnyButTrue#ComedyGold
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When at a buffet, it's not a race... unless it’s an ‘all you can eat’ situation.
#ComedyGold#LOL#Hilarious#DailyLaughs#Witty
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Picking food from your teeth in public is a culinary performance, not an art.
#DarkHumor#CantStopLaughing#Hahaha#FunnyButTrue#ThingsWeAllDo
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Always hold the door for someone behind you, unless they're walking like a zombie.
#Hilarious#DarkHumor#JustForLaughs#JustSaying#RealTalk
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Don’t post gym selfies unless you’ve actually been to the gym.
#PunLife#LaughHard#ExplorePage#LOL#JustForLaughs
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Avoid eye contact during 'what’s your favorite movie?' conversations.
#DryHumor#FunnyButTrue#LMAO#LifeTips#Hahaha
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Don’t use the last of the toilet paper without replacement.
#RoastTime#FunnyButTrue#LifeTips#ExplorePage#TooFunny
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Never trust a fart over 30.
#DarkHumor#LifeHacks#LMAO#SocialNorms#Giggles
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Silence your phone during awkward family dinners.
#Sarcasm#ThingsWeAllDo#JustSaying#DryHumor#DailyLaughs
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Use the last bit of cereal as a milk tester.
#CantStopLaughing#RelatableMemes#ExplorePage#JustSaying#MannersMatter
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Email replies should never exceed three sentences, unless you're a novelist.
#Witty#Hilarious#TruthBomb#ComedyGold#Giggles
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No one wants to hear about your diet during dinner.
#SocialNorms#CantArgueWithThat#Hilarious#ExplorePage#CantStopLaughing
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If you can’t find something, it’s probably in the last place you’d look.
#EtiquetteFails#JustForLaughs#TruthBomb#ViralJokes#LifeRules
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Never trust someone who doesn't like pizza.
#CommonSense#LifeTips#DailyLaughs#SocialNorms#Sarcasm
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The bathroom door must be closed, even if you're home alone.
#JustSaying#ThingsWeAllDo#Silly#DryHumor#CantArgueWithThat
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Always blame the dog when food goes missing.
#RelatableMemes#CantStopLaughing#CommonSense#EtiquetteFails#FunnyButTrue
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Online shopping is a sport.
#TruthBomb#DarkHumor#EtiquetteFails#LaughHard#Witty
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No one actually likes broccoli.
#StandUpComedy#LOL#SocialNorms#Hahaha#FunnyButTrue
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Use the bathroom before a long meeting.
#DailyLaughs#FYP#TooFunny#Giggles#LOL
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Silence your phone in public places.
#LOL#ComedyGold#Giggles#UnspokenRules#Relatable
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When in doubt, blame the dog.
#Silly#EtiquetteFails#CantArgueWithThat#ThingsWeAllDo#RoastTime
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The Wi-Fi password is sacred.
#RelatableMemes#TruthBomb#ComedyGold#LMAO#ExplorePage
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Always carry snacks.
#JustForLaughs#ThingsWeAllDo#FunnyButTrue#StandUpComedy#LaughHard
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Don’t put ‘reply all’ on blast.
#DailyLaughs#DryHumor#Giggles#DarkHumor#ViralJokes
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Never trust a salad.
#RelatableMemes#Hahaha#CantStopLaughing#FYP#Giggles