Shed Boy

They're upset at me again on the other app

That's crazy cause I'm not unlucky just very stupid

This thumbnail has a certain mma journalist that blocked me on twitter

Nobody ever listens to Callum 😞

If you asked me I would've told you Choi was fucking him up

I'm getting mixed messages you just told me to leave the shed more

Please don't leak all those pictures I sent

If they did I'd be #1 for sure

Hey I talk to you more than most on here

I am, but not bored enough for that

Can't believe I've missed the cut for romantic love

Wednesdays are real but far too celebrated imo

Youre just making up days now Tuesday isn't even real

What's the point in my being a calendar if you don't even believe the calendar smh

It's Friday!!!!!

Can't believe nobody told me they're thankful for me today I thought you guys were chill

Firstly it's beans ON toast

Secondly it's not really a breakfast just an any time of day struggle meal

I just wanted to feel involved 😞

Right back at you my fellow American

Thankful for the milfs

You wouldn't think it's mean if you saw how happy he gets when I say it, I think he likes it more than his actual name

This is Freddie but he gets much more excited when you call him lil fat head

Don't post shit like that again

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Do I need to start sending you reminders that it's laundry day as well as saturday

Used to love that little guys videos

Why isn't there any songs I've sent you ?

Nah I think if you remind me and I remind you it'll be fine

People keep mentioning this app needs groupchats and uh..

You guys were in groupchats on twitter?