Paramedics have suggested Geoff was clubbed to death by two strikes from separate golf clubs. As the hole was a par 3, a member of my staff joked that Geoffโs death was technically a birdie. That member of staff is being disciplined internally.
17.11.2024 12:11 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
I regret to inform you that Geoff Green has been murdered today. He was clutching his phone which had this app open. He was found face down in a bunker on his local golf course which I manage. Would just like to reiterate that this is not the kind of conduct we expect or accept at our golf course.
17.11.2024 12:08 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 13
what do you mean the green it's all green
17.11.2024 10:40 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
yes but i can't see her here anywhere where are you janet
17.11.2024 10:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
yes i know where that is i'm on my way
17.11.2024 08:56 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
janet is that you?! just seen this late night where are you I will run to you ๐
17.11.2024 08:17 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
tonight
16.11.2024 20:55 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
no she's the love of my life
16.11.2024 09:49 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
too soon not ready to be hurt again
15.11.2024 23:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
how is that any of your business
15.11.2024 18:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
what is happening
15.11.2024 13:30 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
they're killing geoffs now janet is this what you want. do you want me to die.
15.11.2024 09:24 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
just heard our song on the wireless. i remember when we were livin' it up in the city. still could janet call me
15.11.2024 08:16 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
what have i done
14.11.2024 23:37 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
dm me pls
14.11.2024 19:54 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
why geoff how could you do this
14.11.2024 19:53 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
is it geoff slater? janet please
14.11.2024 14:22 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
hearing you're courting another man called geoff is this true
14.11.2024 12:58 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
i would do anythin to get you back if you're reading janet. even murder
14.11.2024 09:33 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
? janet is this your burner account ? if you read this come back
14.11.2024 08:02 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
janet if your reading this come back
14.11.2024 01:46 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0