Geoff Green [RIP]

Paramedics have suggested Geoff was clubbed to death by two strikes from separate golf clubs. As the hole was a par 3, a member of my staff joked that Geoff’s death was technically a birdie. That member of staff is being disciplined internally.

I regret to inform you that Geoff Green has been murdered today. He was clutching his phone which had this app open. He was found face down in a bunker on his local golf course which I manage. Would just like to reiterate that this is not the kind of conduct we expect or accept at our golf course.

what do you mean the green it's all green

yes but i can't see her here anywhere where are you janet

yes i know where that is i'm on my way

janet is that you?! just seen this late night where are you I will run to you 👍

tonight

no she's the love of my life

too soon not ready to be hurt again

how is that any of your business

what is happening

they're killing geoffs now janet is this what you want. do you want me to die.

just heard our song on the wireless. i remember when we were livin' it up in the city. still could janet call me

what have i done

dm me pls

why geoff how could you do this

is it geoff slater? janet please

hearing you're courting another man called geoff is this true

i would do anythin to get you back if you're reading janet. even murder

? janet is this your burner account ? if you read this come back

janet if your reading this come back