Veivie Jones's Locker

Bitches wanna lick the inside of my teeth because my train hopping hobo costume is peak.

I didn't dress up for Halloween

Fucked up that I am stuck in this kitchen for 2.5 more hours with my broken foot screeching in pain after that asshole stomped on it when I could be at home, in bed, with my foot on ice, sexting baddies

Born to be a stay at home transgeener lesbian housewife, forced to be a line cook.

My foot is broken and it wasn't even some dommy mommy who broke it

I just wanna know if I was still < that annoying bitch > for 4 of the last 6 new year's eves when this specific server has had tongue jammed so far down my throat that she tickled my vocal cords

Damn, I hate working, I missed my shot

Need me a gal who has the Xavier Leggette southern accent

I fear that I may be too damaged to ever let someone in close to me again, no matter how badly I need it.

See, if I can keep distracting myself, I can ignore the horrors of the news cycle and also ignore how absolutely isolated and lonely I have been lately

I cannot be the biggest clown in a circus I am no longer a part of.

That's somebody else's title to claim

Think I'm still in that < Community Representative > mindset and the need to be as palatable as possible

Y'all ever just post things to the wrong accounts?

Nah, I live in the Pacific Northwest, the chaser solved the Grindr meta. They catfish as trans women to meet up with trans women and then try to pressure you by saying dumb shit like « since you took the bus here anyways... »

I need to find a Saturday hobby. I don't work that day. I have things lined up every other evening of the week. I've somehow rewired my brain to be an extrovert, so I can't even play gooner games and watch anime in the dark for 12 hours anymore.

I don't work today, I don't have any magic events to go to. Where are the beautiful older women who wanna flirt with a pathetic little bat girl?

Who want me?

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I have flirted outside my depths

Prove it

Sent what I could.

Almost had my first real crash out in regards to magic in years, instead dropped from the event, hit a few blinkers and got invited back to a gal's place.

Bitches let me hit cause I'm goofy

Life is pretty fucking good right now, but, what if, potentially, a fat broad sat on my face until I stopped breathing? I think that would be pretty neat

How many nights a week do I need to play modern in order to stop being a worthless, yearning lesbian?

And by save, let's just say, ruin me physically and give me character development emotionally. I think that's really it.

And by 'it', haha, well, let's justr say. My peanits.

Older women, please save me

My grandmother having so many kids and then even adopting more is a curse. On more than one occasion have I spent an hour flirting with a hot gal only to learn she's my cousin (through adoption ties [most of the time]).

She had over 25 kids, I don't have the ability to meet all these people

They should create women that are close enough to kiss

Thank you very much. I understand it now

who do you think you're foolin, pal

Was declared too stoned to play Cthulhu Monopoly and got banished to the back porch during Board Game night.

Jokes on them, I am gonna get too stoned for even fucking Candyland now.

Older women, feel free to take advantage of me while I'm stoned. There's a 100% chance I'm already crushing on you.

*deep inhale*

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