/ THE BEAST OF SPACE / 🌌💚 /

and just like that, i’m fully wet

doing the lord’s work!!

i think the shower is for *afterwards* ;)

make me sore next 🥵

this is incredible 🥵

i can think of a few ways to keep you warm 🥵

constantly reminding us who’s the fattest cock of them all 😮‍💨

yeah someone should!

forced gooning faces are the new duck lip selfies

i can see why!

when is it your turn?!

what a huge stamp of approval!! (the cock being the stamp)

they’re all fruits

please come down my chimney

dream layout

most pharmacy chains should have them, and if for some reason they ask for a reason for covid booster just say “underlying health condition”

OH FUCK ME

wanna see your gape god

i’ve heard it said

that people come into our lives

for a reason

bringing something we must learn

and that thing is

if you take Madame Morrible

flip it around

WW wicked witch

my hatred for that man runs sooo deep

If David Zaslav has no haters that means I am dead

Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business

jump on it

is it just me or has this Friday been hornier than usual, esp on this app 🥵

update: he bred him

i hope he taps your tree for sap later, like this is the kind of marriage i would want 🥵

you’re easily my reason 🙂‍↕️

jus a coupla bros in the orinoco flow

would love to puck

= wicked wanking 🥵