Robert Joseph V.

Guillermo is never beating the monster fucker allegations

I'm looking forward to watching Frankenstein again.

Everything reminds me of him

At this point I think if I lock myself in a dimly-lit, hot room with a bunch of screaming people, put on some loud, bad music, and just pour salt directly down my throat, I can adequately replicate the average Australian restaurant experience.

Michael Myers

Once again I find myself in a restaurant that is WAY too loud. I am an old man, a 27 year old old man.

Ethel Cain during lockdown

Seriously though if they put the hot fish people front and centre, the show would be way more anticipated.

Hear me out

I'M FREE

I guess it helps that these types of men are media illiterate. Assuming they read at all, which they do not.

Unless it's a self-help book explaining how to get rich quick.

I often wonder how these nazi weirdos square their perception of Lord of the Rings being about how "good white men are pure and virtuous, evil only comes from the hated Other" with the text explicitly stating that Men are like Satan.

I'm still on this fucking train

I saw this last night, I liked it. There was a guy in my theatre who audibly groaned when she left the knife behind. Like really loudly.

When I said this, I did not know there would be no air conditioning. It is, in fact, hot as hell.

There's nothing more powerful than a 9 min long Ethel Cain song

I think we overstated "reddit atheism" to the point where we've begun to let too much bullshit slide, the pseudo intellectual Orientalist stuff being the worst of it

This is so French

An announcement graphic, with pink galaxy-esque shapes and swirls in the background. Text reads: MONSTER F*CK / Incision Press / Anthology Announcement / Selected Author / Launching Feb 2025 / Editor Cash Torn

Can announce Maddison and I will have a story in the upcoming @incisionpress.bsky.social MONSTER FUCK anthology (or MONSTER F*CK as the case may be...).

It's set in the backrooms, and it's hot as hell, and we had a lot of fun writing it. Launch will be in Sydney, apparently!

What did he do

If this were a nice "Poirot mystery" type of train, I'd agree. Unfortunately it's a cramped and hot train

1 hour in

Ten hours on a train. Wish me luck cause I'm entering hell.

True Story: JRR Tolkien plotted a sequel to Lord Of The Rings where a couple generations later, disaffected teenage boys in Gondor start LARPing as orcs to be edgy.

He wrote a chapter or two but abandoned it as “too depressing”.

No, really. Absolutely true— tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...

It's like... the opposite of creativity. Less and less coming out each time.

Once saw a man by the river doing a sort of Mortal Kombat stance, squaring up to a massive hissing swan & he kept shouting “I won’t fucking back down pal” at it, as it advanced on him, wings outstretched like a terrible, vengeful angel & sometimes it seems like that is basically the entire world now

A really fucking scary photo of a young woman standing outside at night but you can't see her face cause the exposure is too high so it's just white

Just saw SHELBY OAKS. Visually intriguing, psychologically disturbing. My favourite moments were the long stretches of suspense in between the scares, where you're wondering which shadow the... thing... will crawl out from.

A good small horror film for spooky season. It gets a B+ from me 🙂

To be honest, the fact that the season 2 bluray perfectly matches the season 1 bluray is a major pull. I'm a completionist with OCD.

I think I'll get the Vi cover, since it'll go really nicely with season 1 Jinx

But only slightly....