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Alex Dowding (he/him)

@alexgdowding.bsky.social

Comedy/improv triple threat. Can perform, write & count to three. Will learn scripts for money 🏳️‍🌈

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I just wanted to wish a happy Boxing Day to Jake Paul and all of his jaws.

26.12.2025 16:21 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

"History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders."
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo

06.09.2025 12:29 — 👍 237    🔁 74    💬 0    📌 0
a tan pug with a black snoot is being held back from a tray of fresh cookies by the scruff of his neck. the whites of his eyes are exposed, and the fur on top of his head is wrinkled. despite his human's efforts, the pug sticks his tongue out in a desperate attempt to reach the tasty treat.

a tan pug with a black snoot is being held back from a tray of fresh cookies by the scruff of his neck. the whites of his eyes are exposed, and the fur on top of his head is wrinkled. despite his human's efforts, the pug sticks his tongue out in a desperate attempt to reach the tasty treat.

This is Charlemagne. He is being held back from freshly baked cookies because they are "too hot." Promises his tongue has touched worse. 12/10 (X: charlemagnepug)

30.06.2025 18:29 — 👍 2871    🔁 276    💬 30    📌 23
Handsome orange cat sitting in the sink while a fluffy tabby with white socks approaches. The measuring cup of water is for barny to drink since there's no room in the sink.

Handsome orange cat sitting in the sink while a fluffy tabby with white socks approaches. The measuring cup of water is for barny to drink since there's no room in the sink.

Handsome orange cat and fluffy tabby with white socks sniff each other's noses (a kiss!!)

Handsome orange cat and fluffy tabby with white socks sniff each other's noses (a kiss!!)

Daily Barnaby

18.05.2025 23:21 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.

18.05.2025 00:20 — 👍 5393    🔁 662    💬 126    📌 14
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped

03.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 12398    🔁 2731    💬 138    📌 138

Mind that time JK Rowling helped to hound Mridul Wadhwa out of her job at Edinburgh Rape Crisis Center?

05.05.2025 15:08 — 👍 257    🔁 83    💬 2    📌 2

The splash of a paper is its team saying to its readers that this is the single most important story in the world that day *to them*.

So how on earth did the team at the Mail (or whoever was in charge that day) decide it was this? It’s just a crap story. And their readers will spot that.

27.04.2025 09:31 — 👍 111    🔁 19    💬 23    📌 5
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drawing people i see in the city (43/?)

18.04.2025 23:21 — 👍 1479    🔁 264    💬 7    📌 2
tweet by @peterokii: “oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??”

tweet by @peterokii: “oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??”

not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this

05.04.2025 18:48 — 👍 6825    🔁 2475    💬 26    📌 33
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Sorry about this one

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Let's see what happens here then, please let's keep it light for now

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