ryo

reduce single-use plastics by saving that condom for later

gotta post my weekly dick quota

sorry, I was overcome by the spirit of poasting

how do I turn on post notifs

bsky voice notes when

gay jokes are NOT funny!! cum on guys

fill it with litter to show it who's boss

I just waxed my back, I'm like a slutty dolphin

this dry air has me waking up wheezing (confirmed mouth breather), eyes sealed shut with the sandman's excrement

you're on thin ice, bucko

bingo

turning the tables by blocking my ex as soon as I realize he's unblocked me

remember to charge your poppers under the light of the full moon

I'm gonna keep growing it out don't worry

it's way more fun but I do feel trashy and not put together (laudatory)

if you don't love me at my mullet, you don't deserve me at my taper fade

I'd put money on it, too

a hard lesson to learn: just because he looks like a twink doesn't mean he's gay

funnily enough, the zebrawood dust smells like equine dung

dont talk to me until I've been a hater

I'm not a whole person in the morning until I've been A Hater

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed

your worst nightmare 😎🏍️💥

it means nothing. it means everything

pruh-jess-trin

I'm gonna be a pioneer and post bangers on bluesky before anyone else

if you're pulling tarot cards because of that man, he's not right for you

no fucking way

did I miss a hole post? somebody tag me jfc