dalton...?

black hanging sign, white text reads: quakecon 97 we came, we saw, we gibbed.

quakecon 97, convention, official hanging sign (1997) www.flickr.com/photos/quake...

trying very hard to like my therapist but i am starting to think he doesn't know any words other than "that sounds really tough, tell me more about that"

"i know some things i just never do it" is SO real, that internal pressure from gulf that exists between what you know you can do and where you're at due to a lack of practice is so tough to navigate sometimes

doodles of various house md characters

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

basketball is full of actions occurring. hockey is fanciful and cold. those are the two sports that will survive once we all move underground. the last football game is within our lifetimes

immediately knew what this was about without context lmfao. i have seen so many people getting into it or at least cosplaying from it lately and i'm like. i'm not trying to harsh on anyone too much but please stop making me look at this shit dogg come on

as a black eagles truther i am disappointed but i respect your decision as a dear friend

The Kabbalistic Tree of Life saunters into a party holding a beer and wearing cowboy boots with spurs. A man asks "aw jeez, who invited the Kabbalistic tree of life?" Another man says "euch, he only ever wants one thing." The Tree of Life asks him "hey man, you got any blow?" The man says "naw dude. It's all laced with fentanyl now.." The Tree of Life says "haha... yeah. cool... cool..." The tree of life immediately goes up to another man and asks "hey man, you got any powder?"

https://achewood.com/2007/12/26/title.html TEODOR: Yeah, I set it up so that the second monitor shows exactly what's happening on Ray's computer. ROAST BEEF: Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time TEODOR: Weird... he just Googled for a picture of Mt. Everest... TEODOR: And made it his desktop! ROAST BEEF: Now he's Googlin' for a picture of a motorcycle TEODOR: ...he chooses one... ROAST BEEF: and shrinks the browser all down real small RAY'S MONITOR: [jumps the motorcycle image over his mt everest desktop]

happy 17th anniversary

i know it's a compliment and all but "you have a good skull shape for being bald" always feels weird to hear. yeah, i'll have to beat them off with a stick at the phrenology conference

the character selection wheel is some of the worst menu design i have ever seen. big stupid wheel that you can only ever see 1/5th of at a time while there's a ton of empty space on the left side of the screen

Sonic the Hedgehog stands in front of a Christmas tree. The caption says "Two lovers are playing Sonic Adventure on a holy night."

tf2 comic ending after 7 years

going to a screening of a 70s porno adaptation of a christmas carol by myself tomorrow because we all get to make the life we want to live

a naked lifeless body, death by blades (sliced skin).

a naked lifeless body, death by falling rocks (something is covering most of the body).

a naked lifeless body, dead by spikes (one through the shoulder, one through the eye, one through the chest). gory stuff.

a naked lifeless body, dead by alligator (latched onto the neck).

waxworks, magazine screenshots, death screens, amiga (1993) archive.org/details/amig...

Screenshot from Rollercoaster Tycoon: "Guests thinking about Weird Pussy." Guests have such illuminating thoughts as "I can't afford Weird Pussy" "Weird Pussy looks too intense for me" "Weird Pussy was great" and "Just looking at Weird Pussy makes me feel sick"

I will never forgive tumblr for sending this screenshot/post to the shadow realm #rollercoastertycoon

one of the craziest things about watching the Netflix season was that very few if any of Jonah's references flew over my head since they were all so much more contemporary. it was such a different experience than I'm used to that i needed a little time to adjust!

I bought tickets for me and my son, who was already a die-hard MST3K fan at thirteen, just a year younger than I was when I saw Time of the Apes in 1989. The series had never been on TV during his lifetime, but he didn't care. When I told Hodgson about Dylan's abiding love for his creation, he wasn't surprised. "Kids like the show—and they don't have a problem with references they don't understand, because their life is like that. They're constantly being confronted with things they don't understand, but they start to find meaning in the words and the tone in which they're delivered. The way we move into the world is the same way. You kind of learn things by proxy."

From “Planet Funny: How Comedy Took Over Our Culture” by Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

it might not be a GOOD coping mechanism but its efficacy is unassailable!

omg we have to talk about it

beautiful, radiant, a modern stylish gal

desktop twitter has started randomly logging me out about 6 times a day so i guess i'm using this more now

phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness

house is a great show

screenshot of a joke post i made about maplestory and then a guy calls me a libtard for some reason. not sure what his deal is