John Valhalla

This is hereby the criteria for "being in the EC," by the way. Vlendr agreed to it. As long as you’ve read my post above, you’re in our extended community FOREVER. And you’re not in the EC if you haven’t read it.

Remember, guys. If you’re reading this, you’re in the EC. CRAZY concept, I know!

Yet another example of Valhallan honesty.

You are coated in the slime of Pastriellie’s semen.

I’m keeping the Charlie Kirk reply, though. That one was funny.

The Viceroy knows best.

Thank you. And God be with you.

Hey, man. Tone it down on the rape jokes. I’ve had a change of heart. Did you know that people get raped every day? Like, penis forcefully inserted into their vagina rape? Oral rape? Rape on CHILDREN? I was a child once. Never had the honor of being raped, but I digress.

Let’s be more considerate.

Can’t read this rn. Busy

Yet ANOTHER example of Valhallan honesty and honor!

In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎

We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!

@squidoctopusee.bsky.social Just saw your profile again, and I wanted to say, THANK YOU for standing up for us oppressed Sunscarredians. It REALLY is cruel what New Valhallmghfhffg.. n-no! mpfgh~! mmhf.. no.. w-we can't Pastriellie~.. we're both boys...! mghfhgf..~

Delete this. They don’t have to know that. I just wanted an excuse to post some blatantly evil shit.

You killed the Moderate. Now you get the Radical.

👀

My girlfriend is VERY real, thank you very much. And she does NOT appreciate this BLATANT SLANDER from The Mything Luigi. You liking his post only FANS the FIRE!

>I don’t quite like the harassment of people
>Unless it’s funny, then I like it

YOU’VE HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!

bsky.app/profile/them...

Only if I get to be Valentino and you get to be Angel Dust

bsky.app/profile/list...

Oh God.

This was originally targeted at Tizanes, but upon the realization that Kelseers is probably a Cheery sympathizer (liking Cheery’s posts over Vrae’s in an old-fashioned Bluesky fight), and that Kelseers herself made pretty much the exact same post as Tizanes, I will retcon this post’s meaning.

I did not take this photo.

WOAH! LOOK! A PHOTO OF THE SKY! DO YOU GUYS THINK IF I ATTACH A VAGUE, MEANINGLESS QUESTION WITH THIS IMAGE, AND THEN POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE WILL THINK I’M NORMAL?

#TAGYOURSELFBELOW #HOWRAPEDWEREYOU

New Valhalla is a SAFE SPACE for ALL VICTIMS of RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, and UNWANTED GROPING. Even YOU, my friend! Apply to become a member of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla today, and join the #RAPESQUAD!

#TAGYOURSELFBELOW #HOWRAPEDWEREYOU

New Valhalla is a SAFE SPACE for ALL VICTIMS of RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, and UNWANTED GROPING. Even YOU, my friend! Apply to become a member of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla today, and join the #RAPESQUAD!

Location: 🇮🇳 India

boi they're not letting you hit 😭😂

Two EQC whiteshirts talking about the Ants when a Valhallan who knows 3 and a half things about the Sunscarred Militia walks in