*snapping intensifies*
05.03.2026 14:56 —
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IIRC the literary Holmes had a different recurring nemesis, but his name wasnt as cool.
05.03.2026 14:54 —
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If you think you have a problem, that's why God invented therapists.
05.03.2026 14:52 —
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*I glance at you warily when you're not looking*
05.03.2026 14:50 —
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He'll resign right after I punch God in the face.
05.03.2026 06:24 —
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Temporal pincer movement.
05.03.2026 06:24 —
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She doesn't need to change anything.
05.03.2026 06:21 —
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A.I. can def blow me to infinity.
05.03.2026 06:14 —
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Arrrrr!!!!
05.03.2026 06:11 —
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It can't be done. He's too handsome.
05.03.2026 06:06 —
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Someone agreed to marry me and we are still married.
05.03.2026 06:03 —
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A bunch of children got blown up PLEASE STOP SUCKING AS A NEWSPAPER
05.03.2026 06:01 —
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I saw Perfect Blood open for The Cure.
05.03.2026 05:59 —
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Damn I gotta ride more uber
05.03.2026 05:56 —
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!["I just found out that sunflowers usually face the sun but when they cannot find it they face each other and idk it made me smile a lot"
[image1: field of sunflowers][image2: 2 sunflowers facing each other]
jinchüriki (@Chewnano):
sunflower 1: :monocle: bro wheres the sun?
sunflower 2: :eyes_closed_smile: you are my sun
sunflower 1: :bottom_face: bro...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihccoxz4pnagrrxiuu4cubbu6b2f5noknlwg7usb6cpm4okk2a7hi@jpeg)
"I just found out that sunflowers usually face the sun but when they cannot find it they face each other and idk it made me smile a lot"
[image1: field of sunflowers][image2: 2 sunflowers facing each other]
jinchüriki (@Chewnano):
sunflower 1: :monocle: bro wheres the sun?
sunflower 2: :eyes_closed_smile: you are my sun
sunflower 1: :bottom_face: bro...
14.11.2024 22:06 —
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Norville “Shaggy” Rogers: "Every mystery I solve brings me closer to the realization that the only monsters in this world are pathetic old trying to steal as much money as they can."
Full comic is by portsherry (Pedro Arizpe) on Tumblr: https://portsherry.tumblr.com/post/175973942343/a-shaggy-and-dog-story-phew-longest-one-yet-im
02.11.2024 10:10 —
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Really 80’s guitar player
Really 80’s singer
Really 80’s bass guy
Trent Reznor looking like Trent Reznor from age 18-60
Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled
30.08.2025 23:00 —
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This whole thing is an abomination, but the microphone is a funny touch.
05.03.2026 05:34 —
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I was raised that, even after God forgives you, you still have a debt to the humans you've wronged.
05.03.2026 04:33 —
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He says "Love" twice.
05.03.2026 03:27 —
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You're lying, I checked.
05.03.2026 03:06 —
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Wait... it was "Knights" with a K this whole time?????
05.03.2026 03:06 —
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"Conversion on the Road to Damascus" by Caravaggio shows St. Paul eating shit after falling off his horse.
05.03.2026 03:05 —
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han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly
09.02.2024 15:59 —
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"Former Navy SEAL" is a red flag, right?
04.03.2026 23:10 —
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"Water is a rock" is a high-quality fact that sounds like a low-quality fact.
04.03.2026 23:08 —
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are the boots on the ground or on the table? make up your mind
04.03.2026 19:12 —
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Hell yes.
04.03.2026 19:10 —
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oh i absolutely did not mean to imply you should stop, please carry on
04.03.2026 19:09 —
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