Default Smoosh Victim

I'm down for the position of punching bag

Follow King’s rules or face his Hyper Beam!
Luckily, he’s got poor Special Attack stats and he’s too lazy and shy to Dynamic Punch you senseless, but his range is big enough to make you regret bothering him.
#SWSart // #OCs 👑

Someone specific in this case. Negative connotation squashing.
YOU I'll sit on regardless~

Did I snore?

More like weeks

Anyone who's lived with or around me knows this about me

I missed your HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATASS 💕

I'll sit on them and listen to yooooou

Want me to squash someone?

Tusks changing his shirt and having a goofy yet startled expression…

Just a goof changing his shirt… wonder what has him a tad startled…? O.o

Parappa the drampa

Naw dude. I can enjoy every side of you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Get ready for way too much cake

loss, probably

I see it everywhere now

I forgot about that one!

Poke does some anti Euclidean stuff I swear

Panel 1) Caption: If Henry's Bakery Was Real... Panel 2) A baker is selling biscuits out of a window. Baker: Hello! Would you like biscuits? Rachael: Yes please, can I have three? Baker: Yes! Panel 3) The baker throws the biscuits. They hit Rachael in the face and knock her over. Baker: I THROWED THEM!! Rachael: Argh! Panel 4) The baker throws coins. They land on the floor around Rachael, who is also on the floor rubbing her head. Baker: AND HERE IS THREE MONEY!! Rachael: I...that's not really how- Panel 5) The baker is holding a pickle in a train. Rachael has walked up to the window. Baker: A PICKLE IN A TRAIN! Panel 6) The baker is holding up his train with a pickle in it and pointing to it. Rachael: Hey listen, can I return these biscuits? They've been on the floor- Baker: I AM DOING THIS NOW GOODBYE!

Nap Comix #352

5 stars.

Read all the Nap Comix episodes for free on Webtoon: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/na...

Brok: The Brawl Bar proves it's okay to be goofy. Review: www.gamesasylum.com/2025/12/02/b...

COM - Big n' Bad Barscoe
Picture for @lodossxii.bsky.social
Barscoe is a Iyehsuu, a species belonging to @sqeaks.bsky.social

First thought: Bowser from the OVA happily leaps onto the other side

90s Garfield shirt text:

i may be LOSING my hair…

but i am NOT losing my virginity!!

Kangaskhan because HIPS and because I'm cold

Visit BoredCollie's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

Today only: use code FIRST for 50% off

ko-fi.com/boredcollie/...

I LOVE

An orange T-Rex with mechanical arms posed on his hips. He's labeled as T-X. Between two cross-straps on his chest is a blue emblem resembling a three-clawed footprint.

OC I came up with for #dinovember.

He's a T-Rex who somehow found himself in the future (maybe through ice or amber preservation or something), and took the opportunity to get mecha-arm enhancements.

#furry #furryart

You're so dang GOOD!

I wonder who's to blame. Maybe some hungry Snorlax came in and ate *urp* everything. Yeah, probably...

Weaken someone with a biiiig kiss and then just drop them between moobs

Alone on a Snowy Mountain

That's something I know about you now!