Mark (recording): I don't like him anymore.
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Mark (recording): I don't like him anymore.
11.10.2025 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Patron 2: Um, I'll have a large peanut butter cup with extra whipped cream, please?
11.10.2025 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: Hi, Mark?
11.10.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denny: Just leave!
11.10.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: Mom, this is Michelle's boyfriend Mike.
11.10.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: You know, you're not such an angel yourself.
10.10.2025 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark: Is Johnny there?
10.10.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steven: When is the baby due?
10.10.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Peter: She's a sociopath!
10.10.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Claudette: Tell me.
10.10.2025 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Claudette: Sure.
10.10.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.
10.10.2025 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark: Get out of my life, you bitch!
10.10.2025 16:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Johnny: Well, we can talk about this tomorrow.
10.10.2025 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denny: Here we go, Mark!
10.10.2025 14:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denny: Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!
10.10.2025 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Michelle: Hi Mark.
10.10.2025 12:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Denny: Let's toss the ball around.
10.10.2025 11:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: People are changing all the time.
10.10.2025 10:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark: Alright, it's on me.
10.10.2025 09:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: I don't care.
10.10.2025 08:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: You know, it's getting really hot in here.
10.10.2025 07:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark: Hey, Denny, what's up?
10.10.2025 06:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Michelle: I couldn't do that.
10.10.2025 05:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Claudette: He's taking drugs.
10.10.2025 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: You're welcome, darling.
10.10.2025 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: He didn't get his promotion.
10.10.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Claudette: I definitely have breast cancer.
10.10.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Peter: You shouldn't hide them.
10.10.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa: You know, I love you very much.
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