When asked why he was the only person in my class claiming that the US Constitution had a secret amendment written in 2015 about orange cats, Skinner replied ‘because I just don’t know enough about it.’
10.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 112 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0@mjm314.bsky.social
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When asked why he was the only person in my class claiming that the US Constitution had a secret amendment written in 2015 about orange cats, Skinner replied ‘because I just don’t know enough about it.’
10.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 112 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0You are skilled in many forms of dance! Congratulations, friend.
10.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump went from saying the war with Iran won't end until we have "unconditional surrender" and it could be months to instantly claiming "it's all over" in the last hour before the stock market closed.
That is market manipulation.
Yes. Good book.
10.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I get to know then what I know now, then yes.
10.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Point taken.
10.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christianity includes everything on that chart and more!
10.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is Epstein’s Friend trying to make Vlad jealous?
10.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lindsay Graham certainly deserves it now.
10.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Epstein's Friend said he would help them if they rose up, when they did, he abandoned them, 10s of 1000s were then arrested and shot by the regime. TACO
He is beyond all, a coward.
Well hello, Kitty.
09.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That book didn't turn out well, unintended consequences.
09.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I don't want to do the hardest years over again.
09.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Done. Next?
09.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0Have a happy, stretchy day, onyx.
09.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🕯 Today, on the Eastern front, Colonel Oleksandr Dovhach was killed – the commander of the 39th Tactical Aviation Brigade, Hero of Ukraine — Ukrainian Air Force.
Once again, he completed a combat mission, unfortunately at the cost of his own life...
oh yeah?
09.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 42 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0A close up of an ornate gravestone featuring a crude drawing of a woman with droopy breasts.
It's #MementoMoriMonday, so I thought I'd share this absolutely wild gravestone of Prudence Hammond who died in 1711. It's located in Watertown, Massachusetts - and it's certainly... memorable!
Photo: Gravestones of New England
More info: shorturl.at/ldIcG
again proves ETTD
09.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People are dying, neighborhoods & cities destroyed, friends in Tehran send messages saying “pray for us,” as the sky rains oil, and NPR gives us 2 hours of stories about oil prices and stock market effects.
This is the problem. People care more about economics than about other people.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $900 billion wiped out from US stock market at open.
09.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1People who cheat the Medicare system are evil, Ricky.
09.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You all look so good here! Lots of personality.
09.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's War is costing American families an extra $19,250,000.00 A Day in extra fuel costs- A DAY
09.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Oh, dear.
09.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, you're just hittin' your prime.
09.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pete Hegseth: "The president has been right to say there will be casualties. Things like this don't happen without casualties. There will be more casualties."
09.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 833 🔁 232 💬 129 📌 55On behalf of Democratic candidates everywhere in 2026, I hereby request maximum TV appearances over the next several months from Lindsey Graham to discuss foreign policy, and even more from Stephen Miller to talk about his domestic policy agenda.
09.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 2440 🔁 478 💬 59 📌 14Putin is thankful. Now he can continue to pulverize Ukraine.
09.03.2026 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meet the new Ayatollah. Same as the old Ayatollah.
09.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0