Craig Stone

What's everyone mad about this week? Ahh, I see, someone didn't like Snow White when they were a kid. Ooo so annoying 🤣🤣

She's the devil's mouthpiece, and her entire job is converting the crimes, lies and bullshit of the Trump administration into believable truths. But, sadly, Karoline Leavitt is very, very good at it. A constant Trump promotion, while insulting the Democrats every other sentence. #trump

This is how old I now look: just walked into an empty coffee shop. The 20-something guy working was listening to banging tunes. When I sat down with my coffee, he changed the music to Bill Withers Lean on Me. He must have thought the fast music and coffee combined could kill me.

We're a mass collection of liabilities, fragilities & ego hoping to not be found out. Take the question, "what do you do for a living?", what people really mean is, "how much ££ do you make?". Go one further and that boils down to, "am I better than you?". The 1st question we ask. Ridiculous. Twats.

Why does the gov. have the worst speech writers in history? Don't speak of Manchester and Leeds as places of great potential. It reduces them, sounds patronising. They're established cities. Don't announce to the world the UK has potential. 2/10. Needs a rewrite. Think bigger. #rachelreeves #labour

Lots of "we will", less "this is how". Not their fault. Maybe it's impossible, beyond humans. We've gone from a global power to a tiny island with potential. Nice one awful leaders, going back decades. Nice one stupid voters of Britain for Brexit. Nice one lettuce. #rachelreeves #UKpolitics #Labour

Oh god Rachel Reeves get to the point. Throw previous party under the bus. Promote yourself. Read out a GCSE-level speech with zero content. GET TO THE POINT. Nice work taking a counter shot at Liz Truss and her lawyers though. That was funny. #economy #rachelreeves #politics

Trump's entire plan as US president is "look up at the stars Americans, while I take all the money on the ground". #trump #inauguration2025

Humans are too smart for their own good but too dumb for everyone else's.

Remember that at the end of the long and winding road, we shit ourselves when we die... so life may not be quite as serious as our thoughts delude us into thinking it is.

Everything is promotion. Even your face. Your face is promotion for your thoughts. Your thoughts are promotion for existence. Existence is promotion for nothing. Nothing is promotion for everything. Everything is a promotion for your thoughts. And so on.

If you have a vision for the cover, this guy will bring it to life for sure. Look up Bayu Sulistomo. One of the best, and doesn't charge the world, unlike some far less talented people. I've used him twice. Both times more than happy.

The awareness of aging is a strange process. #RockyV is on. Hit info. See it's from 1990. Think, I was 10, back then. Calculate that was 30ish years ago. Remember my dad would have watched/enjoyed this. Think I'm the dad now. Wonder what film my son will be watching in 30 years time, thinking of me.

Enjoyed The Jackal. Weird how in some action scenes, a punch sounded like a chubby goldfish being dropped into custard. And occasionally highly intelligent people made stupid decisions. Redmayne nails the plastic nice-guy face, desperately trying to hide the dead eyes of a killer. #thejackal

Nigel Farage, asked a question, complains about Starmer reading from a script. Proceeds to ignore the question and read from a pre-rehearsed speech. Ends with a line stolen from LBC reporter. I'm off to bed, can't watch the oblivious toad. #bbcqt

Too much poetry
uses spacing,
to appear like it has
something to say.
But look closely,
and it's just spacing,
at the end of
another long day.
#poems

Don't eat at Antonio's in Kingston. The tables are eating the customers. Screams coming from inside. Bones and heads litter the pavement. Please avoid for your own safety. Police have been called. A bigger sign could have saved lives, though the capital letters are appreciated. #warning #sunday

I've never been. Would love to go. One day, hopefully. Yes, now 2. Had a girl, she's 3 now. Has it been that long? Time really does fly. Thanks for buying the book, that's fab. Someone else bought one too. The power of Blue Sky! 😄👍

Shameless self-promotion, I admit. But I'm proud of this.

Cellunova’s production of KNOCK KNOCK finished its New York run in September and was a major success on so many levels. I couldn’t be more pleased. A heartfelt thank you to all involved.
https://buff.ly/3ANsUyQ...

Ah, just found this. Amazing work, sir. I'll share it to my X when I get a mo. I've still got the account. I'll duck in, post this, then run away again. Hopefully the evil won't follow me back 😂👍❤️

Yes, left Twitter. This place seems much nicer. I'm sure the racism, sexism and general hatred of the world will find this place one day. But, until then, biscuits and sunrises.

The Last March of the Pirate Snails : Stone, Craig: Amazon.co.uk: Books The Last March of the Pirate Snails : Stone, Craig: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Thank you. It's out on Amazon and no good book shops. I tried to write something mainstream, but ended up creating a piece of art so niche it has no audience. Oops. The link is below, in case you have a desire to become reader number 4. I knew reader number 4 would arrive one day! amzn.eu/d/5HxKlZe

Oh mate, wow, that's amazing! Massive congrats. NYC of all places, I think I've heard of it? Never sleeps, quite busy. Hot dogs, cold smoke, the Twoirtles, Trumpland! What's the name of the play? Behind all of the world's successful artists, stretches an horizon of long-suffering wives, so I hear 😃❤️

I'm good, thanks. Recently finished my latest, which took so long to craft I feel all penned out. An entire novel that rhymes about cancer and pirate snails. 4 years of work, read by no-one 😂. How about you, working on anything at the mo?

All we have to do, to accept this brave new world, is set fire to all we ever were. Ffs 😂

@floydtoulet.bsky.social and so we start again, ol' friend. In hopefully a much nicer place. Assuming it's you, and me. And someone hasn't just nicked our previous handles. Which surely can't be the case. Yours sincerely, Scott.

I live in a reasonably posh place now and the toilet graffiti hits different. Less 'Lee sucks cock', more 'in your soul lies both your conflict and resolution'.

Goodbye 80,000 followers, an original blue tick and some sort of 'influence'. Hello zero followers. But speaking into an empty cupboard beats shouting over a stadium full of right-wing bots and emotionally challenged humans.

So long #Twitter, you became infected with the rare disease known as Maximus Cuntus, and so here I am. #X #Musk