too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins...
28.10.2025 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@mattbigfat.bsky.social
Come close, let me show you what it's like! 🏙️NYC Twitch streamer🏙️ 🍑Connoisseur of all things flavored peach🍑 https://www.twitch.tv/mattbigfat https://www.youtube.com/@MattBigFat https://www.youtube.com/@MattBigFatPLUS
too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins...
28.10.2025 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I took a break from Twitch streaming SO LONG that Konami collectively shit itself and UNBANNED the Yugioh card LAST TURN!
23.09.2025 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aight bois what Wii Channel are we startin up?!
25.08.2025 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations! You have successfully seduced your thicc Latina shortstack classmate and her equally thicc mother! Sadly, your penis is already on the verge of exploding and you will likely not survive the coming onslaught.
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I'm gonna have a nice cup of barley tea. The Tibetan monks would want me to do so😌
21.07.2025 04:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say the first step is the hardest...
But it's actually the third step, right before your balls go into the cold water
Never changing this pinned skeet of my wife btw
19.04.2025 02:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Ok more better that can be so amazing in a very decent way and incredibly good that can be too much so far"
is the NEW
"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"
I LOST GALLONS!
02.04.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks! Funny toothpaste Fire Emblem girl do be a mood lol
23.02.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yo wattup 👍
23.02.2025 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lebron James still owes me a $16.50 refund for seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy despite pirating it for free.
23.02.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wife
26.01.2025 06:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot. The boiling pot water steam spoon wood.
26.01.2025 05:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I want for Christmas is ~UwU~
02.12.2024 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's my small ask to subscribe to MattBigFat +PLUS+ YouTube channel if you wanna see some hilarious stream highlights and other wacky stuff I work on.
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04.10.2024 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0McDonald’s Sprite be 1% Sprite & 99% Jumper Cables
22.09.2024 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would you rather have 1 PS5 pro or 700 Arizona iced teas?
11.09.2024 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ride or die with homies that'll fight for you when you aren't in the same room
26.07.2024 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y'all are going to have a bad time when I start being weird.
23.05.2024 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'M the medicine this world NEEDS!
16.05.2024 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm tired of seeing pasta or noodles on top pizza. That's just bread ON bread like that's like some red flag kinda shit
13.05.2024 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After all this time, I can't tell if Kids Bop is ironically based OR unironically cringe
04.05.2024 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I make hot chocolate with 75% water and 25% milk...
12.04.2024 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death. All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second...
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