Glonzo Mourning 👺👍

glutes glutes glutes glutes glutes I'm on the GPGPGL routine that's glutes-push-glutes-pull-glutes-legs for you non-lunkheads

They call it a glute press because everything has to be glute now, but this is just someone else's take on a leg press. Sure, you can adjust how close the seat is to the plate and the angle it sits at to make it more quad or ham/glute dominant, but that doesn't make it a glute machine.

GLUTE PRESS

I missed all of the extra innings because it was time to lunk out and the gym got a new leg press and it was very nice. the seat is stationary and you kick the plate out away from you. much ROM. very stretch.

do you think homie has an alt

Of course Gabe Speier gave up a home run and the lead! He's a jobber jagoff jabroni with 180 career innings pitched.

I can go to any ACC/SEC/Big 12 school right now and find a Gabe Speier, and the Mariners maybe just let Gabe Speier lose them the ALDS.

Man, I think the Mariners have to fire Dan Wilson for pulling George Kirby there.

You've got one of the best young arms in the game, in a potential series clinching game, and you pull him because of one hit when he's gone through the lineup twice on SIXTY SIX pitches?

I would call someone turning all their real money into $19 million of fake money then losing it poetry, but it's more beautiful even than that.

Punishing these losers is gonna be so righteous.

All the god damned time!

UN-DE-FEAT-ED *clapclapclapclapclap*

Guarantee every one of these guys posted “I CANT BREATH” on their Facebook walls in 2020.

We’re holding on to the stove very strongly.

Your enemy is not burdened by truth.

Don’t give a shit - we live in the Age of Glonzo. If “Drunk Hegseth gave a US air base in Idaho to Qataris” is a Glonzo lie that makes a few chuds turn on Trump then by god, drunk Hegseth DID give that air base in Idaho to the Qataris!

It’s a great model when the goal is to alienate people into quitting when you’re too cowardly to fire them to their face.

The song in your head right now but the lyrics are replaced with the only the word ’chode.’

Higher ed is a ponzi scheme anyway, I don’t really give a shit what happens to Harvard if they are incapable of giving a shit about what happens to themselves.

“Sir, these are the monies we would be comfortable giving to you, and these are the monies we would not be comfortable giving to you.”

“I will have them all, then.”

Go Crew.

If you were planning to start rooting for the Cubs please consider that their 2016 World Series win is what thrust us into the hell dimension, so basically the Cubs are spacetime terrorists.

If you aren’t aware, the genesis of Trump’s obsession with the NPP is simply racism - Obama, a black President, has one.

mans bought a 1/250 made for tv watch and thought it was really 1/250

The two hundred million dollar mausoleum.

Presented by Bass Pro Shops

They’re right to be scared

these colors don't run

Look, under Biden, as a country we had to get back to normalcy, like not prosecuting financial, political or other white collar crimes.

Boomers love to try to follow you into your store half an hour before the scheduled opening time and act apoplectic when you tell them they need to wait outside for a few minutes while you do things like, idk, make sure the place is ready to operate.

He’s getting life saving dick-and-ball-inversion surgery.

The federal government as ordained and established by the Constitution has ceased to function, and what has replaced it isn't our government under our Constitution. That's not flippant rhetorical hyperbole, I don't say it insensitive to what the consequences are. But it's the grim reality we face.