G. Mourning 👺🤙 (Illegal Wokester) PhD.

Hair situation is absolutely grim.

Might piss off some guy with a 15% likelihood of voting at all.

So it was just, um, everything.

wasteoid John Fetterman

Blanket Surveillance Technician - The Shield of The Americas - 03/2026--present

1/1 he knows what he’s got

Just where do these people think it’s happening that bonerized beard-os screaming “I’m a lady!!!” and running into the restroom to jack off because I I don’t think that that is happening, and I think if it does, you still get beat up for it.

He was taking a shit on an airplane when it happened! At most we are talking a low double digit number of people that has happened to. Honestly we’re probably not using a full hand of fingers to reach the “fired while shitting on an airplane” tally.

Taylor Swift never had a trap record with Juicy J.

The Tool fans spend much more time explaining to strangers why they should like Tool.

Getting everybody in the office on my side by screaming at them to clean up my mess.

“Those are fake polls by fake news organizations. President Trump is doing exactly what the American people asked him to do, very successfully, at that.” Same answer as it ever was.

*obama voice*

if i may pee freely

Once you’re old enough to use BlueSky you’re old enough to say things that shouldn’t possibly be true, like “I can’t run today because I tweaked my knee in my sleep,” but are actually very real.

And the answer is simple: it’s because his beard and muscles and aesthetically blue collar oyster job make dweebs in Dem politics feel tough. Irresistible to men desperately insecure about their own masculinity because they subconsciously embrace MAGA’s core gender politics

The “move here, we won’t tax shit and are trying to tax even less” beacons stay lit though. The pace of new construction and the demographics being attracted (you could say recruited) to move to FL will be enough to keep it red, IMO. Maybe not forever, but this year probably.

I am naive but not naive enough to believe in a blue Florida.

MAGA women love hacking their faces up, it’s fascinating

And if “Crockett had more support from actual voters” or whatever nonsense you want to spew was actually true, tell me why there weren’t enough Crockett voters for her to win.

James Talarico won because he was the better candidate and he bothered to actually campaign and reach people, not because Jasmine Crockett was failed or was cheated. Get a grip.

Seeing as the people most likely to use these are the people that hang iron cross flags from the walls of their gym I’m not aggressively concerned!

Man, just yesterday all the Big Accounts on here were saying how it was repulsive and racist and antisemitic to suggest Israel promoted and provoked the US to begin these strikes.

Lou Holtz is slurring his words in hell now

This is my niece ARMY who was sadly blown up by the cartel three times.

thatws what they said, Doom Nukem

Thursday is jell-o mold dessert day

shitthatdidnthappen.txt

If you call it biohacking that makes it safe.

No