Jazbek / Perro Prieto

¡Ya es febrero!
No sabía que Sherilyn Fenn cumple años hoy, pero fue una bella coincidencia

¡Feliz año nuevo!
David Lynch se nos adelantó en enero de 2025, empecemos este nuevo año apreciando una de sus celebradas creaciones. Rayos de sol dorados y cielos azules para todos.

some days

A klansman says "OK that concludes official Klan business." He holds ip a ball and broom and says "now on to the Quidditch tournament." Another Klansman says "um Grand wizard? I broke my broom." The Grand Wizard punches his temples and says "I swear to God, Daryl. You are such a Hufflepuff."

Pretty much everything this guy does that isn’t currently a crime needs to become a crime

Adobe deleting their first BlueSky post because they realize that the artist community pretty much universally hates them now is extremely funny

I have brought the crap-ass loser wolf back from extinction and now I see why it went extinct in the first place - it sucks!

Your muted words FAFO in text & tags play stupid games in text & tags leopards ate my face in text & tags

all right i'm tired of yall

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

“Let’s be honest. Daisy knows this. Adam knows this. Everybody knows. I’m not exposing anything.”

🙂

A hoonter should hoont beasts. Leave the King of Burgers to me.

It would be fun for Studio Ghibli to sue OpenAI, mainly because it would be a good narrative bookend to this horseshit and because anybody on OpenAI’s side would be a freak. It’s the weeb version of getting sued by Santa Claus.

A four-panel comic created by @vomit_party_ that's been edited. Panel 1: A man looks up at a billboard and sees a billboard that says, “The Slop is back!” The Disney logo is beneath it. Panel 2: The man looks confused and says, “Slop? Who wants slop?” Panel 3: An excited person runs up beside the man and says, “Yooooo the slop is back!” Panel 4: A bunch of ecstatic people run toward a building changing “Slop! Slop! Slop!” The Disney+ logo is above the structure.

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

it’s not the whole story but gen z does not have faith in a future or a functioning system anymore, and the democratic party leadership isn’t offering anything to gen z

Ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

the idea of declassifying UFO files does not interest me at all. UFO stuff regularly gets declassified and it's always "sometimes there's shit in the sky that we don't know what it is. except for when we do know what it is cuz we put it there; for war." great. boring. waste of time

the famous roswell crash has been delcassified for decades and i feel most UFO heads i encounter don't even know that. it was called project mogul. it was a high atmosphere microphone for spying on soviet nuclear tests. it was cancelled cuz we found out monitoring seismic data works better

people still don't get that this is a scam page doing liberal q-anon to sell t-shirts?

thinking, as i occasionally do, about this phantom comic strip from 2017

ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP

You can buy Oreo cream filling by itself in a container but it doesn’t taste as good. You must work for the cream. The T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed. It wants to hunt.