In your loo in Tooting Bec?
04.03.2026 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In your loo in Tooting Bec?
04.03.2026 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hegseth talking about war like a fragile, but pathetic 12-year boy with no self-esteem.
Some shitty 80s metal band
Some shitty 80s metal band
Some shitty 80s metal band
Like the dreadful lyrics of a non-charting single by a ridiculous, 1980s z-list metal band whose audience consists solely of 12 years boys who will later twist their cringing impotence and insurmountable ineffectuality into a hatred for women, foreigners, and people who are smarter than them.
04.03.2026 15:41 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 7 π 0Adeel Akhtar as the Doctor. Tone of the X Files. Pitched at adults but *just* suitable for kids. Proper scary. Doctor reverts to not knowing fucking everything and has to investigate and work stuff out.
04.03.2026 15:46 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Have you ever dived into the anti-civilisation stuff? Itβs really fascinating as an analysis. And if I werenβt so keen on antibiotics and painkillers and the electric guitar I might be fully into it.
04.03.2026 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1It's like he's trying to stack up different ways to be a knob. Judging AND patronising at the same time. HOUSE!!! BINGO!!!
03.03.2026 19:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kansas invalidated a trans woman's license even though she never changed her gender marker.
It's not about the gender marker. It's about targeting trans people and making their lives unlivable.
Being normal is being 'woke'. Scouting is a British invention that's allowed girls in for ages. I joined in 2004! But these American culture warmongerers want to portray catching up with the rest of the world as part of the "trans panic". There's no reason to divide it by gender or sex.
02.03.2026 16:58 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I always assumed it got popular because shitty phone speakers can't do high-fidelity reproduction but what they can do very effectively is volume changes.
I hate it. Also hurts my ears.
THIS IS NOT A BOOK LAUNCH
A celebration of @reversediorama.bsky.social and his new novel BOYHOOD
Performing live:
DEEPLY ARMED
SAUL ADAMCZEWSKI
DΓLPHIN
Plus DJs:
TIA COUSINS
MANIFESTO OF BLISS
+ more
Fri 10 April @thesociallondon.bsky.social - TICKETS: thesocial.seetickets.com/event/this-i...
Iran is bombing Rojhelati Kurdish forces inside southern Kurdistan. PAK and PDKI, and Komala bases inside BaΕur were hit with IRGC drone strikes today.
02.03.2026 15:00 β π 64 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0
Come friendly bombs and fall on Dubai!
- John Betjeman, 2026
Hahahahahaha!
02.03.2026 15:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and itβs difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now heβs struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
My band is playing this trans benefit in Haringay tonight! Get in!
28.02.2026 10:25 β π 23 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1
Stopped the clock at 22s as one of them is dressed as Vyvyan. Absolute classic move for a shitty 80s comedy show: impersonate a better comedy character.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF-6...
I have been outbid for The Home Shopping Network and will have to sell my patented Gravy Guns elsewhere. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
27.02.2026 22:36 β π 370 π 22 π¬ 7 π 0Common Peephole Β Β She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldnβt stop it. Β Thatβs when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston
Pulp poetry.
27.02.2026 09:42 β π 937 π 232 π¬ 20 π 7
Iβm transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img
acefoundationict.org
I was at the count in Gorton and Denton last night and we all saw Matt Goodwin eat ballot papers. His girlfriend and team begged him to stop but he kept stuffing it into his mouth and making grunting sounds like the Cookie Monster
27.02.2026 10:24 β π 1082 π 198 π¬ 24 π 12
DID YOU KNOW?! β¨
I am taking my 5-star, sell-out Fringe show on tour!
She-Devil is about misogyny, autism, and what happens when the boys club turns on you.
Find yourποΈ here: linktr.ee/jainedwards
LEEDS TOMORROW!
24.02.2026 19:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Eddie Copsey and his bloomin' lids" is my favourite line in anything ever.
LIDS.
Well done to everyone involved. #lids
It's a sort of compulsion; once it's in my head, I HAVE to do it, no matter how long it takes
youtu.be/-JvBQJqKw90
Malcolm Hardy got it.
23.02.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LEEDS THIS WEEK! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
23.02.2026 15:36 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 2
It's all about the buck buck buck bucks
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Keith on the chair, Candice-Marie kneeling on a cushion.
22.02.2026 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Once again I must point out that when Eddie looks to the side his eyes are exactly like Cuddles' eyes.
22.02.2026 00:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0