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Andrew O'Neill

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Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them. patreon.com/andrewoneill Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

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Nothing of value. Ever.

09.03.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's GOOOO!

08.03.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's GOOOO!

08.03.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)
White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)

01.01.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

PWYWYF!

07.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ONLINE TONIGHT! Black Sabbath, Tom Waits, Joy Division, The Cure, CHAS & DAVE! PWYW!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1984585464...

07.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Soham murderer Ian Huntley dies after HMP Frankland prison attack School caretaker who killed 10-year-olds Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman in 2002 was reportedly assaulted with metal bar

Given how clumsy he claimed to be in his defence, let's not rule out Huntley having accidentally tripped and repeatedly hit his head on the metal bar.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

07.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Portmouth Facts #3 - Andrew O’Neill
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Portsmouth Facts #3

youtube.com/shorts/SgIfB...

07.03.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the only place. My mum's house also has these noises.

07.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way they're employing the same number of staff. Makes no sense whatsoever. This is capitalism!!

07.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And these companies are way more tax efficient, which siphons money from the local area into corporate profits. Offshore finance. Oligarchs.

But, cool.

06.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I can’t see that this is true unless through relentless corporate expansion. And as these corporate supermarkets expand they shut down independently and locally owned shops. They may not see β€œredundancies” but their relentless expansion leads to job losses outside the companies.

06.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay. So the Sainsbury's in Camden Town generally has one moody and overworked woman supervising about 30 self-service tills, even when it's really busy. Whereas there used to be a load of cashiers. Where are they now employed?

06.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's used AI to write that, too.

06.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrific!

06.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei - Official Music Video
YouTube video by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei - Official Music Video

The UK's Eurovision entry this year, actually a banger! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XR2...

06.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Peter Davison sings the theme tune?!

06.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Portsmouth Facts #2 - Andrew O'Neill
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill Portsmouth Facts #2 - Andrew O'Neill

PORTSMOUTH FACTS #2 youtube.com/shorts/o_LHu...

06.03.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Infected Voice Patreon Early Bird - Guns N Roses w/Wil Hodgson | Andrew O'Neill Get more from Andrew O'Neill on Patreon

Guns N Roses - shit, or what?

www.patreon.com/posts/152368...

06.03.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew O'Neill Unironically Sings Some Songs They Like Cult comedian does songs.

ONLINE SATURDAY! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1984585464...

05.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

05.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill

PORTSMOUTH FACTS: youtube.com/shorts/VmzF2...

05.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill Portsmouth Facts #1 - Andrew O'Neill

PORTSMOUTH FACTS: youtube.com/shorts/VmzF2...

05.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew O'Neill Unironically Sings Some Songs They Like Cult comedian does songs.

ONLINE SATURDAY! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1984585464...

05.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hahaha!

05.03.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In your loo in Tooting Bec?

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hegseth talking about war like a fragile, but pathetic 12-year boy with no self-esteem.

Hegseth talking about war like a fragile, but pathetic 12-year boy with no self-esteem.

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Like the dreadful lyrics of a non-charting single by a ridiculous, 1980s z-list metal band whose audience consists solely of 12 years boys who will later twist their cringing impotence and insurmountable ineffectuality into a hatred for women, foreigners, and people who are smarter than them.

04.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Adeel Akhtar as the Doctor. Tone of the X Files. Pitched at adults but *just* suitable for kids. Proper scary. Doctor reverts to not knowing fucking everything and has to investigate and work stuff out.

04.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever dived into the anti-civilisation stuff? It’s really fascinating as an analysis. And if I weren’t so keen on antibiotics and painkillers and the electric guitar I might be fully into it.

04.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1