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Andrew O'Neill

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social

Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them. patreon.com/andrewoneill Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

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In your loo in Tooting Bec?

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hegseth talking about war like a fragile, but pathetic 12-year boy with no self-esteem.

Hegseth talking about war like a fragile, but pathetic 12-year boy with no self-esteem.

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Some shitty 80s metal band

Like the dreadful lyrics of a non-charting single by a ridiculous, 1980s z-list metal band whose audience consists solely of 12 years boys who will later twist their cringing impotence and insurmountable ineffectuality into a hatred for women, foreigners, and people who are smarter than them.

04.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Adeel Akhtar as the Doctor. Tone of the X Files. Pitched at adults but *just* suitable for kids. Proper scary. Doctor reverts to not knowing fucking everything and has to investigate and work stuff out.

04.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever dived into the anti-civilisation stuff? It’s really fascinating as an analysis. And if I weren’t so keen on antibiotics and painkillers and the electric guitar I might be fully into it.

04.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It's like he's trying to stack up different ways to be a knob. Judging AND patronising at the same time. HOUSE!!! BINGO!!!

03.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kansas invalidated a trans woman's license even though she never changed her gender marker.

It's not about the gender marker. It's about targeting trans people and making their lives unlivable.

03.03.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2037    πŸ” 788    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15
Roald Dahl On His Writing Process
YouTube video by Xugio Roald Dahl On His Writing Process

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIRI...

02.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scouting America to reinstate ban on trans children to appease Pentagon Former Boy Scouts cave to Pete Hegseth as he laments move from β€˜focus on God as the ruler of the universe’

Being normal is being 'woke'. Scouting is a British invention that's allowed girls in for ages. I joined in 2004! But these American culture warmongerers want to portray catching up with the rest of the world as part of the "trans panic". There's no reason to divide it by gender or sex.

02.03.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always assumed it got popular because shitty phone speakers can't do high-fidelity reproduction but what they can do very effectively is volume changes.

I hate it. Also hurts my ears.

02.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THIS IS NOT A BOOK LAUNCH

A celebration of @reversediorama.bsky.social and his new novel BOYHOOD

Performing live:
DEEPLY ARMED
SAUL ADAMCZEWSKI
DΓ–LPHIN

Plus DJs:
TIA COUSINS
MANIFESTO OF BLISS
+ more

Fri 10 April @thesociallondon.bsky.social - TICKETS: thesocial.seetickets.com/event/this-i...

02.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Iran is bombing Rojhelati Kurdish forces inside southern Kurdistan. PAK and PDKI, and Komala bases inside Başur were hit with IRGC drone strikes today.

02.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Come friendly bombs and fall on Dubai!

- John Betjeman, 2026

02.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahaha!

02.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer | Speech Writer I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk

28.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13
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My band is playing this trans benefit in Haringay tonight! Get in!

28.02.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The Grumbleweeds Video Show, 1986 - See description
YouTube video by Viscount of VHS The Grumbleweeds Video Show, 1986 - See description

Stopped the clock at 22s as one of them is dressed as Vyvyan. Absolute classic move for a shitty 80s comedy show: impersonate a better comedy character.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF-6...

28.02.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been outbid for The Home Shopping Network and will have to sell my patented Gravy Guns elsewhere. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

27.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 370    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Common Peephole
Β 
Β 
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
Β 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


Brian Bilston

Common Peephole Β  Β  She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it. Β  That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

27.02.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 937    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7
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I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4826    πŸ” 4709    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 62

I was at the count in Gorton and Denton last night and we all saw Matt Goodwin eat ballot papers. His girlfriend and team begged him to stop but he kept stuffing it into his mouth and making grunting sounds like the Cookie Monster

27.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1082    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12
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DID YOU KNOW?! ✨

I am taking my 5-star, sell-out Fringe show on tour!

She-Devil is about misogyny, autism, and what happens when the boys club turns on you.

Find your🎟️ here: linktr.ee/jainedwards

25.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

LEEDS TOMORROW!

24.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Eddie Copsey and his bloomin' lids" is my favourite line in anything ever.

LIDS.

Well done to everyone involved. #lids

23.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
F.A.B. G.E.A.R.
YouTube video by Jeremy Limb F.A.B. G.E.A.R.

It's a sort of compulsion; once it's in my head, I HAVE to do it, no matter how long it takes
youtu.be/-JvBQJqKw90

23.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Malcolm Hardy got it.

23.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LEEDS THIS WEEK! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

23.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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KFC, Nando's, and others ditch chicken welfare pledge as demand soars Wingstop, Burger King, and others have walked away from an industry commitment to avoid using fast-growing chickens

It's all about the buck buck buck bucks

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

22.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keith on the chair, Candice-Marie kneeling on a cushion.

22.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again I must point out that when Eddie looks to the side his eyes are exactly like Cuddles' eyes.

22.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0