Djord

That's why I hate common law

Hitting your head while going "STUPID STUPID STUPID" is gender affirming for guys

Drank like a liter of water from the cooler at the department store #anticapitalist

Games cost so much when they're not 90% on sale

Telling everyone I'm going into labor after getting a job

a man wearing a pika pika hat is sitting at a table with other people ALT: a man wearing a pika pika hat is sitting at a table with other people

Bi people when they spend money

Liar liar pants on fire

Getting arrested and telling the cops "every accusation is a confession" as I'm told why I'm being detained

Guy who doesn't know what pansexual means so he calls himself trisexual to include nbs

You can't rename a banana, it's been proven.

Reading the women's rights book (6'4 btw)

The not hat part

This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this man with respect, or disgust?

I wish women.

The midnight snack is the most important meal of the day but no one wants to have that discussion

My most egotistical trait is I think I'd make a great psychological case study

Dudes after the printing press was invented: Wow... Everything's books.

Tired of being in the time of monsters, can the new world be done with this whole being birthed thing

Home is where the penis is.

That's oomf

God dude mom brought home the sludge, don't she know it's the fog season

The sluttiest thing a man can do is suck 41 penises a day, perhaps 42.

Diogenes was also told to "get a job", yet who is remembered in that interaction today?

When you're taken seriously and respected by your peers : What am I, completely whole liver?

Would you feel the weight of loneliness for a million dollars...

The judge is sentencing me to "do your little white boy dance" for those affected by my actions

Fuuuuuuuuuuck dude

I eated it all as a prank on you

Damn.

Anyone know if we got the cycle of violence tomorrow