Goebbels Barbie

The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.

Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain

"I would like to speak to the manager."

"Ma'am, this is the United Nations."

#escalatorgate

How dare you.

Canada caved like a peaceful protestor under a flurry of ICE batons. #tarrifs #tariffs

Please stop calling me Taco Belle.

Happy birthday Canada or whatever it is you're doing up there today. Who the hell knows.

Please stop spreading the rumor that Trump is a Democrat spy who is trying to make the Republican Party look bad but just can't find a level of evil that actual Republicans won't embrace.

So what kind of pope are we going to get? The touchy feely kind or the "touchy feely" kind?

Is it worth sacrificing 9% of America's GDP to keep tourists out of America? Of course it is! We will make that back from American tourists traveling to America. DO THE MATH! #MakeAmericasAmericaAmericanAgainAmerica

More liberal indoctrination, calling for a "Transonic Day of Visibility." How do you even see sound anyway? Makes no sense.

It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!

It depends on what you mean by "war," "plans," "discussed," "1," "2," and "3." DO NOT GET INTO A LINGUISTIC CONTEST WITH A SEMANTICARIAN!

Its passed time to dissmantel the Department Of educasion. America is smart enuff all ready.

We are not saying we're planning to invade Canada, we're just saying if Canada doesn't curl up in a ball and accept our benevolence it's going to make the invasion that much harder.

Oh it's on. No you're welcome.

Note to liberal media: Measles are now called "Freedom Freckles." If you don't use this term you won't be invited to the next insurec.....I mean Liberty Luau.

Stop calling America a "shithole country"! We are not a shithole country, and everyone needs to stop saying we're a shithole country and sharing posts that say -- or even imply through sarcasm -- that America is now totally a shithole country.

This is offensive to those who are both. Please be more inclusive when referencing our demographic.

The Incredible Hulk is the obvious choice the new Director of Porcelain, Stemware, and Irreplaceable Fine China.

Finally a president with the balls to ban Transformers from athletics. More than meets the eye indeed!

Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.