Justin

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

#webdev #webdesign #joke #dadjoke

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

#joke #dadjoke

Trump just gave a souped up speech that echoes George W Bush when the US announced operation Iraqi freedom. Joy, we are now at war with Iran. How long before international investigators find that indeed, there were no wmd’s?

a bald man is sitting at a desk and giving a peace sign . ALT: a bald man is sitting at a desk and giving a peace sign .

Pretty soon he’ll be demanding sharks with giant freakin lasers attached to their foreheads.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

#dadjoke #funny #silly #baddadjoke

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.

#badjoke #dadjoke

My father in law is a wood worker, and he’s been building furniture for his family since my wife was a kid. She has a dresser made of solid walnut, and our bed set is a monstrosity with many pieces (mostly walnut). In short, I completely understand that challenge.

I want one…

My first thought was: that’s gotta be ai. Then I looked closer. Holy crap, I want one!

When Vance showed up on the screen during the introduction of Team USA, I hope I wasn't alone in flipping off the screen and shouting very bad things. Whenever I see the US flag, I feel so torn any more. I hope the athletes do well,for their own sake at least.

I had her count the number of skeins it would take to remake it (all like #7 blanket yarn), and the cost to reproduce it would be in the neighborhood of $200. Freakin crazy sauce man.

My daughter's latest kraken. It's freaking HUGE!!!

#KRAKEN #crochet #crochetsky

In general, if it’s just creative media, I try not to pay attention to whether or not it’s AI. I just try to enjoy it regardless. It’s all the slop parading as real video that I watch for, that stuff genuinely sucks.

The first time I heard about this movie was yesterday, and I think I care less about it now that I know about it.

I just went through the gauntlet and got my Mac Pro 2009 tower set up on Zorin. It's got some weird issues with the PCI ports and booting, but I've got it working, and it's the first time I've been able to use this computer in years. It's like having something brand new, better than windows!

I love it when an author speaks an opinion directly to you. #dresdenfiles #jimbutcher

#wordoftheday

Indeed. I woke up expecting some kind of sh*storm, and it wasn't there yet. Something feels off. But hey, at least we have a new dresden files book today.

When life feels bad or scary, I just remember there’s only 284 days until Halloween. #countdown #halloween

There are so very many ways this is true. A gentle reminder for everyone about all of the things. We’ve got this.

Definitely. I go through these periods where I get really interested in all kinds of gruesome details about medieval torture and execution. A couple weeks ago it was the guillotine and other forms of beheadings. I can’t linger there for too long. Too haunting longer term.

Stupid auto correct. *pretty sure.

I say this in all seriousness. I’m not sure most of the world really thinks of Africa as anything but an impoverished continent filled with people no one cares about. Except South Africa. Too many white people there.

Rent control, because he’s definitely had time to do something about it before he’s even assumed office. God we live in Idiocracy.

Now, let's get to the chopping.

Oh oh oh… 😼🎄

What an amazing analogy of life under Trump!

Not my style of puzzle, I enjoy things a little less abstract, but as an image it's way cool.