Autoerotic asphyxiators neck?
02.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Autoerotic asphyxiators neck?
02.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I spaced on my dental appointment. But they were able to schedule me, I am getting crowned momentarily.
02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
White plate, with steamed bok choy and chicken teriyaki.
Teriyaki chicken!
01.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that is what our less crazy CIA thought.
01.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0D’aaaaaw. Him’s a good boy, clearly.
01.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bunnies!
01.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eh- just a dusting, it turns out.
01.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*old man shakes fist at sky*
“Stop snowing on my goddamned driveway!”
Tonight, I ordered some certified birth records from the Ontario Archive. As well as for others in my ancestral chain.
Now we wait. And breakout “the big headphones.”
I started therapy to deal with elderly parent care nightmares compounded by my mom’s considerable mental illnesses. But, I am happy to report we’ve moved on from that, to the enormous hairball that is, *everything else*.
01.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Enjoy CNN calling out anything, while you still can.
01.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, said.
28.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because people are lazy. I mean, I’m lazy, but not that lazy.
28.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goddamn.
28.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mmmmm, two dog night…
28.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Marc and I are considering having our house painted “go-away” green. To discourage all the assholes stopping by to mislead us into switching to an even more horrible energy provider.
27.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…or even a Muppet Show.
27.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oooh! A letter!
*squeee!*
My favorite meme of all time. I would engage in entire conversations of ermahgerd-speak with my sister…
27.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oooof. Dark mood hitting.
27.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😊
26.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Turns out my great-grandmother was born in what is now Mississauga. How nutty is that?
25.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Schitt’s Creek and Red Dwarf, an excellent pairing for ignoring the State of the Union Address.
25.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is giving me Expanse vibes.
24.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the easiest request ever.
24.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah… *smacks lips*
24.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only place I ever had a carrot bagel.
24.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve never been to Quebec City but I want Montreal bagels. Even though I really shouldn’t partake.
24.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I need to travel somethin’ awful.
24.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0