Desert Mage

They got a grand jury to issue a subpoena.

He’d have to get every secretary of state across the country to do his bidding, including the Democrats, which makes no sense. And he would have to get every ambitious Republican office seeker to agree to give up a chance at election. Will not happen.

They can’t cancel the elections. They can pull a lot of corrupt stunts, but they are not all-powerful.

Fox News using the body of a service member who sacrificed his life for his country to scrub the image of an incoherent narcissist who lied to avoid his own service. Disgraceful.

Patrick Bateman vibes.

Patrick Bateman vibes.

Vaccine Chief to Leave F.D.A.

OMFG, just astounding incompetence. At least he’s out of a job—though he’s still a doctor at UC San Francisco somehow.

Paging Ender Wiggin. Ender Wiggin, red emergency phone...

I hope his family sues the living shit out of those fucking murdering scum.

I hope his family sues the living shit out of those fucking murdering scum.

a soulless broken thing

Pam Bondi’s in trouble with Republicans on Capitol Hill The attorney general will soon have to appear before a House committee under subpoena.

We're starting to see what being a lame duck looks like for Trump. As his approval plummets, Republicans start getting antsy about their own election prospects. They can't turn on King Shit, but they can go after his minions. It was GOP opposition that brought Puppy Killer down. Is Blondi next?

Since he only seems to enjoy bombing things and building things, can't he just bomb his stupid ballroom and then rebuild it over and over and over again?

😂🤡

Man, they are so so lost.

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

They have literally halted funding to DHS. I guess some people will only be happy if they personally assassinate administration officials.

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why not?

[Exit Murderer.]

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

I'm more disturbed when they're dancing.

Sad that he missed the chance to revive Celebrity Apprentice and fire her during one of his Cabinet grovel-fests.

Sad that Trump missed the chance to revive Celebrity Apprentice and fire Puppy Killer during one of his Cabinet grovel-fests.

She at least ran a state once, sort of. He ran a family plumbing business.

Great title. But really, the average paramecium is smarter than Trump.

😆

He's not very smart.