Senator Meow

it's no Frankenstein

if a piano fell on me i'd be laughing. same with an anvil

yooooo what if they autotuned the news, that could be sick

circa 1999 "what happened in Raccoon City must be investigated to the fullest extent of the law or similar incidents could happen at any time or at any place, be it in Burlington, Brooklyn, Lanshiang, Kijuju, or even Antarctica"

if Resident Evil were real there would be a CSPAN clip from 1994 of Bernie Sanders talking about the Umbrella Corporation doing bioweapons research

Showing up at Bob Evans’ at 3:00 PM and spending $3.00 to eat unlimited mashed potatoes until they shut down or kick me out would fix me.

orthodox munchkin theology dictates that all goblins go to hell

I noticed this too

orthodox munchkin theology dictates that all goblins go to hell

wordfilter is basically like "are you sure? i thought it was default name"

Screenshot of a discord message: “Are Ghosts Undead, greatest thread in the history of the forums, etc etc”

Discord icon on the iOS home page with 35 notifications

when the prompt has the intended result

you can't name your rival cuss words in pokemon anymore. professor woke

it worked for alien

Today's eggs: $1.99/12

it's important to keep one's mind childish to ensure the plasticity to learn new things. it also lets you post good

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

you know you can just put chocolate milk in your cereal. they can't stop you. the cereal doesn't have to be chocolatey. captain crunch with chocolate milk.

It seemed like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man did kill some New Yorkers before the Ghostbusters stopped him. Imagine that being your 9/11

good thing this shirt works for any ayatollah

i've been thinking about it for the same reason

Annoying to realize just how much of my politics were just imported directly from Kurt Vonnegut when I was 14 but he's often the main one they let you read where it's like "man fuck this country"

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i call him. pResidrnt Evil. thank"s

hard to be scared by the new residence evil video game when i can juts turn on. the damn news

everything old is new again

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

Success is Les Wexner's crime. Jealousy driving smug to smear him | Opinion Too many pols, pundits and polarizers are less interested in evidence of lawbreaking than toppling successful people. By Phillip Derrow

This was written by a guy I forced off the New Albany, Ohio school board after I found his tweets comparing COVID vaccinations to the Holocaust. Shocker that he's sensitive about powerful people being held accountable for something.

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Democratic #Columbus Senator Bill DeMora just passed a massive government overreach bill that will ban #RankedChoiceVoting in #Ohio and punish any communities that use it

With Democrats like these....
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