mindi

I miss 1993

From far away, you can't even tell I'm batshit crazy

you can spring sideways if you want

Should I get a fuckass bob? I feel like getting a fuckass bob.

😊🫶

that sounds so good tho after a cold winter 🤣

aww, love🥹🥰 one of the very few perks
of the midwest, miss homes weather

yay😊

shhhh, don't blow his cover

Phone’s at 20% and you said I never take chances

I like to play this game called Everything is shit yet smile in denial.

life is like a box of dicks

💯

I have a sneaking suspicion all my sneaking suspicions are becoming full blown frothing verdicts.

I’m all cheese no cracker

today is a shut my office door and play landslide on repeat kinda day

The dread that creeps in when you leave the house.

Someone knocked on the front door unexpectedly, so I muted the TV and hid like a good little millennial

🤣🤣🤣

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my inner monologue: i am so beautiful hideous i love my life i cant take it anymore im going to rip my skin off i deserve a treat

yup, exhausting 🤣✨✨✨✨

note to self:
snails don’t
have imposter
syndrome,
they’re just
confident
squishy-loveys
going their
ovvn pace.
be more like
a frickin’
snail,
b ! t c h…✨

mushroom risotto with mashed potatoes and stir fry with grilled cauliflower

my daughter Irie is a first year culinary art student and today she made mushroom risotto with teddy bear mashed potatoes and stir fry with grilled cauliflower do you see the 🧸

this little light of mine ♪ is
wanted for property crime

🎶 Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you ate 🎶

“It’s important to listen to your body”

My body: You want a 3rd iced coffee and a trip to the bookstore.

Just got into my car and it was *hot*

spring is coming babes

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so cute🤣🖤