Keegan 🐼

Manifesting big Jetpack Cat nerfs 🙏🙏🙏

COOL FACT about me! If I care about you, then I CARE about you. That includes all your flaws. You’re more than welcome to exist in my life with all the negatives you feel you bring to the table because MY table can handle it. I accept ALL of you and will love you regardless. 😌💕

LOVE you buzzin

I can’t SLEEP 😔😭😵‍💫

LOL yeaaaa -1/-1 isn't very KIND

:o

Doing everything I can to make my love's Auntie Ool deck disgusting. 😵‍💫

HOPEFULLY SOON!!

I love Dungeons and Dragons so much, good lord.

Screenshot of Bobby from King of the Hill saying "Sometimes it's the small imperfections that make you love something even more. So what if this rose is a little too short, a little too wide? It's got more personality than those other ones."

This cannot be true

LOL

That won't help your aim!!!!

You ARE pretty, good lord.

It’s one thing to offer to be there! This is more about unsolicited advice, like just jumping right in to “you could do THIS better” when I didn’t ask, you know? 😵‍💫

Saw a video that said “Helping someone that didn’t ask for help isn’t support, it’s control.” & that resonated with me because I know too many people & can think of too many situations in which I DID NOT ask for help & ~feedback~ is just THRUST upon me.

It’s not hard to ask how you can help. 😵‍💫

Update: I beat the RECORD. I woke up barely able to breathe and sat up in my chair for a full hour, calming down, as I coughed and coughed those awful fucking bile coughs.

Very cool!

I knew it.

Mizuki looks more fun than Jetpack Cat. There, I said it.

Psssssh let it grow as long as you need!

It looks so good!

Like it IS okay to just talk to me without sexual flirtatious undertones.

I don't mind it sometimes for sure but man... other times it's a lot.

I'm constantly between "should I delete my NSFW account" and "no I like the attention" because it's overwhelming sometimes, as someone under the asexual umbrella.

I know it's easy to just not look at it but I have some folks who only ever message me horny things and like... that's so exhausting.

Sure! I was just in such a low headspace that I wasted my evening doing nothing, basically.

One of those evenings where I feel so stupid lmao

Yea I’d scoop because I have to protect my mental health

Not the Eldrazis... LOL get 'em outta here!!!!

Well are you

Cut or uncut? That is the question. (For my pizza)

wdym... you DON'T like seeing my face blown up all goofy in a SPACE SHUTTLE?!