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Just trying to get my hobby shit together. He/him. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Golden Age Superman has two crooks cornered against a fence. A carnival in the background. Eating something with a closed mouth smile: "Umm-mm! Delicious," says Superman. The two crooks are shocked by what they just saw, with one of them putting a hand to the side of his head and pointing with the other hand, "He-he's SWALLOWED IT."

Golden Age Superman has two crooks cornered against a fence. A carnival in the background. Eating something with a closed mouth smile: "Umm-mm! Delicious," says Superman. The two crooks are shocked by what they just saw, with one of them putting a hand to the side of his head and pointing with the other hand, "He-he's SWALLOWED IT."

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

02.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

Cool. Might give it a go then.

18.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember you saying this game was crap, have you warmed to it?

18.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh fantastic job.

04.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No I think you're 100% right.

02.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I REALLY DO THINK IT’S ALL LINKED IT’S SO MUCH WEIRDER THAN WE COULD HAVE IMAGINED

02.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

But they're treating him like a king in prison, so he'll be looked after. Thank god for easily identified police incompetence.

31.01.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh those are beautiful

31.01.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says giant woman in front of a giant lion ALT: a cartoon character says giant woman in front of a giant lion

Well tell us. Also

31.01.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@iwriteok.bsky.social listening to your latests episode onnthe Saudi crown prince and the wall city sounds like a 40k hive city.

30.01.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey what the fuck

28.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Holding up the corpse of your murdered daughter without once speaking a word about transphobic radicalization, the transphobic policies many of those selfsame Labor MPs support, or the transphobic rhetoric in the press, all to focus on Those Damn Phones.

How nauseatingly British.

28.01.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn it, meant to be this one lol.

28.01.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the way liberals are taking that guardian article on the ehrc 'guidance' as a positive sign is legit pissing me off.

thanks 'allies'. that's all it takes to get you to go 'this sounds reasonable'.

there is no way to do segregation reasonably.

28.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
PIXIES - Monkey Gone to Heaven (Official Video)
YouTube video by PixiesOfficial PIXIES - Monkey Gone to Heaven (Official Video)

youtube.com/watch?v=OncD... i just want to lie down in a dark room and play this on repeat.

28.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same, it either gets jumbled in my brain or it just disappears like a puff of smoke. Its incredibly frustrating and brought me no end of issues in work.

28.01.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'centrism' is just blair-speak for 'thatcherism'.

28.01.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
telegraph.co.uk article with the onion logo pasted on. the telegraph URL and logo are still
visible because ha ha.

article says:

Celibacy taught me I'm too clever to find love
Before my sex hiatus, I prioritised physical chemistry over emotional intellect. Now, it feels impossible to meet someone with both.

below this is the smuggest photo of a guy you've ever seen. you can tell why nobody wants to fuck him

telegraph.co.uk article with the onion logo pasted on. the telegraph URL and logo are still visible because ha ha. article says: Celibacy taught me I'm too clever to find love Before my sex hiatus, I prioritised physical chemistry over emotional intellect. Now, it feels impossible to meet someone with both. below this is the smuggest photo of a guy you've ever seen. you can tell why nobody wants to fuck him

@bencollins.bsky.social you've outdone yourselves

27.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Very well Bart, I shall send you to heaven, before I send you to hell.

27.01.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy 'large boulder the size of a small boulder' day to all who celebrate!

27.01.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Collective Shout being collective quiet about this.

27.01.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus.

27.01.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new life motto just dropped

27.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guardian soft-soaping this vile low-life that stripped the citizenship of a brown girl who had been trafficked leaving her stranded while pregnant to lose another baby, just so he could prove himself to racists. And they have the gall with that constant yellow begging bowl of a pop-up on every page.

27.01.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the Graham Linehan Facebook page, dated January 26, 2017. 

"Here's something to watch for: sub-par entertainers/hacks etc smelling that sweet right wing sucker money and making their move."

A screenshot from the Graham Linehan Facebook page, dated January 26, 2017. "Here's something to watch for: sub-par entertainers/hacks etc smelling that sweet right wing sucker money and making their move."

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

26.01.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4759    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 33