Antoni

A picture of a foggy street

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

Slack status page which now shows Incidents across the board with every feature.

Oh, it got worse lol

Slack error page showing incidents with Messaging, Canvases, Connectivity, and Huddles

Slack is also having issues

Spicy health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

A map from downdetector.co.uk showing spikes in people reporting issues with Lloyds bank in London, Cardiff, Manchester, and Birmingham

Lloyds Bank down? Current problems and issues | Real-time Lloyds Bank problems and issues. Is internet banking down? Here you see what is going on.

Down detector also suggests people are having issues

An error screen on the Lloyds bank website the says "Sorry, we're unable to process your request at the moment. We're currently having some technical issues."

#Lloyds bank down for anyone else? Get an error online and in the app when trying to log in. Not asked for login details.

Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity by provider from October 5, 2025, to October 13 2025. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing operator Vodafone Limited (AS5378) connectivity remains stable at around 100% throughout most of the time period, with a sharp drop on October 13. The chart has a dark background with a red circle highlighting the decline at the end of the period. Vodafone Limited (0% / 0%)

⚠️ Confirmed: Live network data show that operator Vodafone UK is experiencing a national outage with broadband and mobile data impacted, corroborating widespread user complaints 📉 #VodafoneDown

New video is OUT! - How We're Building Audacity 4

youtu.be/QYM3TWf_G38?...

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

The face of Big Cooties

“Trix are so dangerous we won’t even give them to rabbits!”

There have been stories of people ripping the RFID chips out of Oyster cards in London for years, but this is the first example of someone actually demonstrating a proof of concept that I've seen, awesome!

I don't think it's really possible anymore since TFL started using a different brand of chip.

theonion.com/nation-grate...

Screenshot showing a list of accounts who recently followed me. All of them look like bot accounts with avatars of women.

Bot accounts out in force over the past couple days 🤖

Grok finally made me leave Github for Forgejo

alftuber

Words have gotten me this far, and words will see me out.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Is there a fantasy league as well?

Missed opportunity for "Jurassic tart" #gbbo

Schrödinger's cheeto

Keen

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Screenshot of the new War of the Worlds movie starring Ice Cube. Two instant messages that read "We are under attack" and "Machines in Meteors"

Alex Jones voice:

So that most recent War of the Worlds remake is a steaming pile of garbage, which I highly recommend watching purely for the joy of seeing Iced Cube hack things by going "right click -> hack this thing".

Did you know moon big? Well, moon big.

a man in a suit says " don 't call me shirley " Alt: Leslie Nielsen in a suit says " don 't call me shirley "

inb4

Surely... No?