Memory Gland

Overwhelmed? Burnt out? Facing mental health challenges? You should add a gratitude practice to the pile

1. Campaign on big issues that are directly relevant to your voters

2. Don't get distracted from point one

3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage

4. Don't be old as fuck.

Go forth and do likewise

It's great that the president goes on 60 Minutes and his cottage cheese brain that was frozen in 1986 short circuits for several minutes straight in front of a million viewers and nothing happens

The ball gargling is crazy, because they’re going to gladly fork every penny of that over to him

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases

just unimaginably depraved
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Permabanned from Reddit for telling some doofy ass trumper to “suck start a power washer”

The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

Who pulls the strings on the power hierarchy that determines which streaming services get a physical button on the Roku remote? The balance of power is constantly shifting… where there once was a Hulu button, Disney+ remains.

did the blair witch ever finish her project

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.

But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.

We Interviewed Trump Voters And Made Them Defend Pedophilia To See If Any Would Blow Their Brains Out Right There

A 1 to 1 shit eating grin if I ever saw one

“Bitch and whine but fall in line” is the perfect descriptor of Republican reps I have heard so far. Frankly, that goes for establishment Dems as well

Jan 19, 2025:

President Trump suck my big red NUTS challenge 🖕

Jul 2, 2025:

In agreement with the President's counsel, I will pay $150,000,000,000,000 to the Trump Foundation x Hooters Topless Golf Invitational in Ocala, FL and I will have my red nuts castrated on One America News Network live.

“This leftist echo chamber is why BlueSky can’t build a viable userbase”

The Vice President of the United States made an account on here because he got upset about there not being as many libs to trigger on the Nazi website as there used to be.

This man just beat Andrew Cuomo and the entire political establishment:

starting a podcast called “Shit That Fucks”

Thinks he’s a frenchie and shooey lemme tell ya… that boy’s bout as French as a fry

Ol’ fella goes by the name a’ “Quiche”

This weed pen tastes like balloons. Like balloon fluid

I was almost an imagineer… until The Incident

5 16oz beers and 3 dab pen hits in:
“Shit dawg I’m kinda ripped”

looking up “Little Bunny Foo Foo” to make sure it’s not racist

Games that you play with a roku remote on a streaming service you pay 19.95 a month for are probably more than definitely the future of gaming. Investors should start pouring billions of dollars of funds into this and also they should find a way to add AI and a shitload of ads to it

i am but a clown wearing human skin