He was trying to eat our bacon and when reasoned discussion failed, I took things (a camp chair) into my own hands.
05.03.2026 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@natecardozo.bsky.social
Senior Staff Privacy Engineer at Google working on sealed computing, ambient sensing, e2ee, and stuff. Formerly encryption policy at Meta/WhatsApp. Infosec lawyer at EFF before that. Biglaw long ago. Views are mine alone.
He was trying to eat our bacon and when reasoned discussion failed, I took things (a camp chair) into my own hands.
05.03.2026 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs not that they disregard suffering, itβs that they delight in causing it. The cruelty is the point.
05.03.2026 14:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Floyd the bear, Calaveras County circa 2007.
05.03.2026 14:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It wasnβt a very big bear.
05.03.2026 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I once hit a bear in the face with a folding chair.
05.03.2026 02:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs certainly not because Beijing wonβt let them. No no. Certainly not.
05.03.2026 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You could be decent to trans people because itβs the right thing to do. Or because harming them hurts your reputation with voters. But somehow hating and facing consequences for your hate seems to be the third choice too many take
04.03.2026 08:01 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0(They preload both Samsung Wallet and Google Wallet. But SW has tens of millions of US users!)
02.03.2026 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Samsung is the second largest smartphone OEM in the US!
(Source, Iβm an engineer on Android.)
Nah, OPEC is increasing production enough so that wonβt happen. The Saudis love this.
01.03.2026 21:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
This isnt true. Iβve seen other ppl saying it & itβs wrong. Iran consistently intervened against Trump. That part was true.
The point of having the fake Proud Boys make threats was to get news coverage of a false flag of Trump supporters making threats.
In 2022 it boosted left candidates.
You know, if it existed.
26.02.2026 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A 787-3 would make the best BBJ.
26.02.2026 22:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A woman from a mandatory workplace training stands in a liminal space with creepy MC Escher-like steps. The caption reads: βFortunately, cybersecurity is not that hard.β The woman shows no awareness that what sheβs saying is hogwash.
Fortunately, cybersecurity is not that hard.
18.02.2026 21:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Bird legged ho.
17.02.2026 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Credit to www.instagram.com/woodland_ghost
15.02.2026 20:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You are not wrong.
08.02.2026 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bad Bunny illustrates the nationβs IMMIGRATION divide???
Bad Bunny is AMERICAN! He was born in AMERICA to AMERICAN parents!!
Heβs not an immigrant or a child of immigrants. Heβs AMERICAN.
Jeff Bezos is a cuck and a coward. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
08.02.2026 00:03 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fuckin TELEGRAM? Goddamnit.
06.02.2026 21:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Laying off @joemenn.bsky.social is the newsroom management equivalent of stapling your dick to the wall. Truly insane move, and one of many.
04.02.2026 18:23 β π 195 π 35 π¬ 2 π 2Shit. Fuck.
04.02.2026 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are four votes for βthe president is literally a king, so long as heβs republicanβ
31.01.2026 00:02 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Homestar Runner wearing glasses and a lab coat
Science again!
30.01.2026 04:02 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0To be perfectly clear, this lawsuit is laughable bullshit and the lawyers at Quinn who filed it should be sanctioned heavily.
26.01.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0This is either going to be user-reported messages or total bs.
26.01.2026 19:19 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I'm v skeptical of this lawsuit. Thin on details (4 grafs!), all based on unnamed "whistleblowers"' say-so. Yet as the complaint points out at far greater length, Meta's reputation on privacy precedes it - which I guess plaintiffs hope will beat Rules 12(b)(6) & 11. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
26.01.2026 19:18 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 1This is either going to be user-reported messages or total bs.
26.01.2026 19:19 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0