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Nigel Farage

@nigelfarage.bsky.social

Ageing failed fash. Rt hon MP for Clapton(spelling?). (Parody)

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Are they making way for the construction of yet another mosque?

One can only wonder why the authorities have not yet seen fit to release a statement clarifying the matter. πŸ€”

18.02.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is anyone looking into this?

18.02.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your disciples claim that Mr Grab her Scofflaw is doing well and you are going to brag that they are 21% of the voters.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

16.02.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's easy to say from a hidden temple, deep in the Malaysian jungle...

15.02.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have asked Mister Trump to add 'grifter', 'Brexit' and 'tiocfaidh Γ‘r lΓ‘' to this list.

15.02.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What fresh wokery is this?

15.02.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie with his mouth open
15.02.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 We're in the money! 🎡

11.02.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are you doing? Don't say that! Shhhh....

11.02.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans
11.02.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super Bowel LIX

11.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's his mouth, actually... πŸ™„

11.02.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd be amazed what morons will believe...

11.02.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I already won the Euro millions... #MEPexpenses

11.02.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MPs deliver savage jab at missing Reform UK in borders debate - 'too many jobs' Spotting that there were no Reform UK MPs in the Commons during a crunch debate on the Government's borders bill, Mike Tapp questioned if they had 'too many jobs'

Well done! From now on, you don’t need to attend any Parliamentary debate. You are forgiven - we know that your aim is to hit the 1 000 000 πŸ’· and why not the Euro millions by the end of this summer. Keep up the β€œgood work”!
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

11.02.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You can make a decent amount on Cameo, provided you have no shame...

Just sayin'.

11.02.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Despite the fact that Reform MPs are always shouting about immigration, not one of them could be arsed to turn up for the debate on the Border Security Bill last night. Probably exhausted after a hard day cosplaying at being farmers.

11.02.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1714    πŸ” 458    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 9

Late one at Ticey's. Whatimiss?

11.02.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

11.02.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They're an absolute hoot, boy. You should definitely come to the next one...

11.02.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starmer is a good boy... 🐢

11.02.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I take it you've never attended one of Rupert Murdoch's garden parties then, boy?

11.02.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Badenoch: Deal with Farage is for the birds In interview to mark 100 days in charge, Tory leader warns that striking pact with Reform would drive away Conservative voters

telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
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@nigelfarage.bsky.social
badenoch, farage, starmer..all useless as dont concentrate on improving uk's financial health.

11.02.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.02.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's for the After Eight course...

11.02.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ¦… CONGRATULATIONS! πŸ¦…

To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win!

You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!

10.02.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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He's a good boy...

10.02.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not bloody likely!

The only time Lee doesn't get stiffed with the tab is when young Master Grimes comes out... πŸ˜‚

09.02.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0