@anorak.bsky.social
52, bored, acting strangely
07.12.2025 06:10 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
Timothy Ratliff from the White Lotus tv show holding a gun to his head. He’s wearing a Duke shirt.
The ACC.
07.12.2025 04:30 — 👍 627 🔁 107 💬 3 📌 4This concludes my four hours cheering for Duke. Time for a shower and delousing.
07.12.2025 05:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, goody. The Dr. Pepper Push Pass Playoff
07.12.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Turns out this guy was not a great quarterback
06.12.2025 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not after a 4th down if they didn’t make the yards needed.
06.12.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Usually when an orangeman conducts the draw Rangers get a home tie
05.12.2025 17:55 — 👍 76 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 2Gretzky hasn’t been Canadian since the 80s
05.12.2025 22:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s going to Penn State. VF will pick up Les Miles
05.12.2025 22:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“How Joe Biden’s cognitive decline discolored Donald Trump’s hand: MY COLUMN”
by Jake Tapper
Ask some Men Without Hats
05.12.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The USA is going to beat Paraguay via walkover after ICE deports the entire team before the game.
05.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump was hoping the USA would be drawn against Switzerland, so he could watch a team full of Young Boys
05.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They actually made a trophy out of Charlton Heston's cold dead hands
05.12.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Clockwork Orange-style screening of United Passions would be less painful than this draw
05.12.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(peasant dying in a ditch during the Thirty Years' War) at least I didn't have to watch Wayne Gretzky and Shaquille O'Neal take the stage during the 2026 World Cup draw, live from the Kennedy Center in beautiful Washington, DC
05.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 342 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 2"It's me, I'm Shaq. Where's my check?"
05.12.2025 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FUCK YOUUUUUU, GRETZKY
05.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"And now please welcome, Wayne Gretzky's plastic surgery!"
05.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's the FIFA-est thing FIFA has ever done
05.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Souper hire!
(I'll show myself out)
Was hoping Trump would end up putting the USA in a group with Iran, Venezuela and Somalia
05.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this shit is just beyond parody, man
05.12.2025 17:33 — 👍 26975 🔁 5898 💬 6270 📌 4288People discovering just now exactly how corrupt and ridiculous FIFA is amuses me greatly.
05.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coming soon to all TV networks and theatres....
UNITED PASSIONS 2: The Trumpening
Fifa peace prize for trump, looks like a bunch of disfigured hands reaching up to grab the world
steel book version of "Drag Me To Hell" movie - lots of hands reaching up to grab at a woman's face
05.12.2025 17:38 — 👍 219 🔁 62 💬 7 📌 2He will shortly follow that up with the Enron Prize for Excellence in Accounting
05.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
