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John Edwards

@anorak.bsky.social

52, bored, acting strangely

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The last couch he was on in Minnesota had substandard cushions

26.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A group of hippopotamuses swimming in a shallow river bed on the Masai Mara reserve in Kenya.

A group of hippopotamuses swimming in a shallow river bed on the Masai Mara reserve in Kenya.

Petting these animals would be a hippo violation

20.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t get him for false advertising!

20.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Decribing Britta Curl to my sister who doesn't follow women's or men's hockey and she says "Oh, so she's the Tkachuk of the women's team." and I lost it.

19.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It appears the Pizza Express in Woking has had a late cancellation….

19.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Seahawks went undefeated after this happened.

09.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Okay sickos. Time to get those #TridentsUp

Let's get two parades this year.

09.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The Patriots need the French to come help them out.

09.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jason Myers now holds the RECORD for most field goals in a Super Bowl as well as most points scored in a single season + postseason 🀯

#SBLX

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Correct. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

09.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Seattle Punter was the MVP. I will not argue about this

09.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1476    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 8

God will not be mocked. Seattle wins and Trump's friend's team loses (teehee!) The Bad Bunny halftime show was iconic, and the only English spoken was by Lady Gaga. As Ice Cube used to say in the before times, today was a good day.

09.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1883    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 7
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4835    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 55
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🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"

09.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 981    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 40
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What does the Patriots offence have in common with the UK at Eurovision?

09.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm… beans!

09.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s because the Chefs didn’t make it

09.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful punt

09.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12

That is a sexy, sexy punt. #Seahawks #SuperBowl

09.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in

and tonight it is going to happen again

09.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 579    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 17
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Choose wisely. Go Seahawks

08.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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two hockey players on the ice with the words she 's a lesbian on the bottom ALT: two hockey players on the ice with the words she 's a lesbian on the bottom

The Olympic hockey tournament is amazing!

07.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh this young man has had a very trying freshman season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Gavin McKenna!”

05.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So if the Seahawks make the Super Bowl on their 50th season, the Mariners will make the World Series in theirs. It’s math.

26.01.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Both their fans are really upset

26.01.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the first time in NFL history a small group of insane people have Posted their team to the Super Bowl

26.01.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

Go! Go! You Seahawks!

26.01.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seahawks-Patriots in the Super Bowl. Two straight weeks of that pick on a loop…

26.01.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a Seahawks fan, it’s not my problem! 🀣🀣🀣

26.01.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0